michael

[michael @mikarndt]

i think jenna marbles was the bridge between millennials and gen z and i think that’s where we all went wrong

[michael @mikarndt]

i hate bereal only because of how long it takes to even just open the camera

[michael @mikarndt]

i was such a selena gomez stan as a kid and Only Murders in the Building reminded me of why i was and why i should be now

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Go @BetoORourke!!!

This is how you respond when someone laugs loudly while discussing the mass shooting in Uvalde.

“It may be funny to you mother f*cker, but it’s not funny to me.”
https://t.co/KhKM7o42ZZ

[michael @mikarndt]

i’m so excited for fall but i know it’s gonna be hot and it’s gonna ruin it

[michael @mikarndt]

nancy drew (2007) is a cinematic masterpiece

[michael @mikarndt]

there’s something about thunderstorms

[michael @mikarndt]

why did i rewatch MoM when i could’ve just watched this and got what i wanted https://t.co/t8M3Yi6jQn

[michael @mikarndt]

bring back scream queens

[michael @mikarndt]

mike dewine doesn’t wash his hands

[michael @mikarndt]

i think they should release miley cyrus’s cover of head like a hole

[michael @mikarndt]

schitts creek is one of the best shows to ever grace our screens

[michael @mikarndt]

i feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite black mirror episodes

[michael @mikarndt]

i had to yawn so bad but it wouldn’t happen so i watched a youtube video of people yawning until i yawned

[michael @mikarndt]

abbott elementary is one of the best shows on tv

[michael @mikarndt]

i’m so glad webkinz is still up and running

[michael @mikarndt]

everyone needs to watch russian doll

[michael @mikarndt]

the hold birds of prey has on me two years later

[michael @mikarndt]

last scream tweet but scream (2022) brought me more joy than i could ever imagine

[michael @mikarndt]

scream 3 + 4 are criminally underrated not going to apologize for it