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Posting spotify links for my beloved audience of no one

[Raine 🍀 was right about Kyle (& the spinoff next) @NYgoalieCurse]

was gonna say something rude about how it doesn't even matter that she can't defend the goal then I saw the sog like damn she's doing her best where's her team???

[joyous ivy ✿ @towongfoos]

God the 2021 dsmptwt era gave us some of the funniest tweets in existence

[q @hoodieoscar]

hoping a male athlete is a good person is like hoping the the stripper loves you

[Dan Cluchey @dancluchey]

One of the most insane stats in an election full of them — had literally zero people showed up to vote for Talarico on Tuesday, he still would’ve won by 150k.

[arielle @ellycelly]

the White House is not a safe space for Will Smith Hockey because they’re gonna take one look at the blue eyes and blonde hair and try to make him the next press secretary

[ellie ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡ @ghostlycrowns]

discovering so many authors are (disrespectfully) whiny entitled brats with this ao3 outage because isn't fun tbh. ya'll got fictionhub banning ao3 downloads because ya'll morons suddenly realized you CHOSE to make your work public and post it on a site with a "download" option

[brit ᯓ★ @cinemabrit]

if it’s this serious for you, you need to create your own characters and stop writing fanfiction.

[rae 🪐 289 @DAYLlGHTRAE]

Put that damn dress back on @Harry_Styles

[MCR Updates @gwayupdates]

he’s home #mcrkorea

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I’m hearing that the guards are making Morgan Wallen perform Same Love by Macklemore in the gulag tomorrow

[paige @BonerWizard]

not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

Trump touched the gas prices now Texas elected a Senator who said God is non-binary

[april ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @EVCLVED]

Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and would like to turn myself in.

I have voted at least 37 times today in multiple stated including Georgia, Texas, Michigan, and California.

My name is Carter Hart and I am a goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights. Please arrest me.

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[The Sheriff of Hot Takes @KraushTakes]

Democrats took down AO3 to make young people so bored they had nothing to do but vote. A masterclass in politics.

[BRAD ESPOSITO @bradesposito]

they're gonna bring buzzfeed back

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

get those divorce papers ready baby @taylorswift13

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

so SAY. geronimo