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[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

Charging ppl to read news is sooooo problematic to me.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Ages you suffer a lot:

19
24
27

[Softboy @softboywin]

If you completed college before AI, your student loans should be forgiven

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this man sharing a quote said “ as a lady if you are educated, financially independent, disciplined, and strong, then there is nothing left for a man to offer you except the way he treats you” and i think it’s fact.

[westerosies @westerosies]

Daemon calling to Caraxes scratches a specific part of my brain

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

pov: you’re watching disney channel in 2005 and this banger comes on

[hcm @hcm21_]

Being a female NFL fan is just a lot of guys saying “ok let me quiz you”

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

What does it mean if someone’s knee is touching your knee for like five minutes straight and neither of you move acknowledge it

[dada man @badgualriri]

sorry but online dating can’t recreate the organic sensual dynamics of subtle glances exchanged from across the room. The thrill of not knowing if the attraction is mutual, the fear of expressing yourself so on and so forth

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

why is every rooftop bar boujee. why can’t we put a sports bar at the top of the hotel?

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[formalcatattire @formalcatattire]

Women act like little girls if they feel protected and very attracted to you. They act like a mom when they think you are a worthless loser. It is what it is. So much of the discourse on here is people being mad about biological impulses.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

Rest in peace Vincent Pastore (1946-2026)🕊️

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

every time i think about the fact that women are born with all the eggs they'll carry in their lifetime, which means i have never been apart from my mother, ever. makes me wanna cry and vomit and disappear into thin air

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

this economy is so fkd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x