mike burke

[mike burke @mike5251]

@nflnetwork

[mike burke @mike5251]

http://t.co/tmwQ2Wit @PatrickWillis52

[T @tylerthecreator]

LOITER SQUAD COMES ON ADULT SWIM ELEVEN THURTY AANHHHHHHHHHH

[Floyd Mayweather @FloydMayweather]

I'm ready to fight Pacquiao 5/5/12 Bob Arum know the date can't change I have my guarantee call Schaefer & Al and stop lying to the public

[DonteHitner31 @DonteWhitner]

Home game huh?

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

On my way to Hawaii. Anyone want to walk with me?

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

For the record, seat belts don't save lives. I do.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Just once, I'd like a surprise birthday party.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Was going make my second trip down to the surface to get tech support for my iPhone, but now that Steve is here...

[mike burke @mike5251]

@CP3 @jumpman23 61

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

HEY BLIND MAN! Made you look.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Thou shall not call it • a comeback.