mike5cents

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

@ashmitchell_ This will age like milk

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

@WeberGrills You customer "support" is so broken. Please tell someone who can fix it. My $1000 Smokefire grill has been useless for over a month waiting on parts. I hate I ever bought the grill or bought into your brand.

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Um, what about #ALLCAPS ???? https://t.co/aP24A116Y9

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Boom. Ballgame. Philadelphia, I pray for your city. #SuperBowl #FlyEaglesFly

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Ha - if that was Gronk people would be losing their shit. #SuperBowl

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Picture from the booth of Collingsworth when the #Eagles ran that trick play:

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Odell and Eli - WTF

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Somebody get Collingsworth a tissue or something to clean up after that touchdown. #SuperBowl

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Awesome https://t.co/msLAEfwAfM

[Jason Schwartz @JasonSchwartz]

Bill Belichick’s utter contempt for the AFC Championship trophy remains legendary

[Kaiti Blake @KaitiBlake]

Winter storm on Tuesday, humid & near 70° by the weekend. 😂

Texas gonna do Texas things.

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Cousins is a dumpster fire. Let him throw picks in Denver next year.

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Guarantee the Texas high school football playoffs have higher attendance than these bowl games. #BowlSeason

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

@chrissandoval https://t.co/mSEbftn8ja

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Beautiful freaking day!!

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I was wearing shorts on Monday.

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

Is this Sunday Night Football or Mr Rogers Neighborhood? I'm good either way... #PHIvsSEA #SNF

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/I8k6c8LikW

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

The only thing Kliff Kingsbury needs to complete his look is "Summer's Eve" written across the front of his shirt. #HookEm

[mike5cents @mike5cents]

I keep seeing folks tweeting the punter's terrible kicks, but what about Dak's terrible passes? #LACvsDAL #cowboysSuckAss