FPL Mike 👹

#mufc for life! #fpl not a clue what I'm doing.

[FPL Mike 👹 @mike_Jacques]

Remember the name kobbie mainoo! #mufc @ManUtd

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I can’t believe it’s been 23 days and people still find this childish gimmick funny…

I’m people, by the way.

[#9 @gilsrma]

“start endrick or turn into a cow”
ancelotti:

[FPL Mike 👹 @mike_Jacques]

@FootyAccums @TeameasyBet 102% of people voted. Sure this can be trusted.

[FPL Mike 👹 @mike_Jacques]

@HaringeyGirlsAc @WoSo_Friendlies @fffinderuk We could host on the 18th that would be great, you happy to split cost of a pitch hire? Works out £90 per team for 3 hours at The Nest in Norwich (one of Norwich city's training centres) to book. My contact number is 07472960214 if its easier to arrange.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Happy 1 week anniversary to all those celebrating

[FPL Mike 👹 @mike_Jacques]

@Arsenal @PGMOL_FA #crymore

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

7 minutes and 18 seconds of pure Arsenal meltdown

[Joshua Zirkzee @lovezirkjosh]

Thank you Jesus

[FPL MCFC @FPLMaineRoad]

Happy first day anniversary to all who celebrate.

Has Saka touched the ball yet?

[Ekrem @ekremalpay8]

Babamız yine kazandı. #LuisEnrique

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[🎬N @Nino12x]

PGMOL title, we understand, Arsenal 😂

[Jacob Steinberg @JacobSteinberg]

Right but can any of this lot do a long throw

[Jack 'Pie' McDermott @the_pieface]

The thought of going from this to Arteta ball tomorrow is hurting my soul.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Manchester United influence is actually insane. They got the whole football world anticipating their match on a Tuesday night and it’s not even a champions league night.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 @TheUtdArchive]

🚨🧠 | A story about mentality:

Wayne Rooney on not feeling SPECIAL after scoring a hattrick on his #MUFC debut, because he was just another winner in a dressing room full of winners.

“There’s a free-kick on the edge of the Fenerbahçe area and Giggsy, with all his amazing ability and experience, puts the ball down to take it, but I want it.

I’ve got bucketloads of confidence and I fancy my chances, just like I did whenever I got into the ring with a bigger lad in Uncle Richie’s boxing gym. I just know I’m going to score - it’s mad, I can almost sense it’s going to happen.

‘Giggsy, I’m putting this one away.’
He hands the ball over and I curl a shot into the top left-hand corner, easy as you like. Goal number three, a hat-trick on my Old Trafford debut.

We win 6-2. In the dressing room afterwards everyone is in a state of shock. I don’t think anybody can believe what I’ve just done. I can’t either. Rio sits there shaking his head, looking at me like I’ve just landed from outer space.

The older lads like Gary Nev and Giggsy are thinking the same thing, I can tell, but they keep it in. They’ve probably seen amazing stuff like this loads of times before with players like Cantona and Beckham, so they stay silent; not wanting to build me up just yet.

To them, my hattrick is part of another day at the office, just like it is to the manager, who shakes my hand and tells me I’ve made a good start to my United career.

Nobody’s getting carried away.

There isn’t a massive party afterwards, no one’s getting bevvied or hitting the town. Instead, everyone goes home. But not me, I haven’t even got a gaff to go to. Coleen and I are living out of a hotel while we look for a new house, so to celebrate the start of my Old Trafford career we order room service and watch the highlights on tv, but it all seems so weird.

I feel numb.

The strangest thing is, I don’t feel like I’m on the verge of anything special. I don’t feel like a special player. I’ve never felt that way.

Tonight as we sit eating our room service tea I feel confident, confident that I have the ability to help United win games and trophies, but I can see that everyone else in the dressing room has the ability to do that, too.

At Old Trafford I’m nothing special; I’m not a standout player. But I reckon I can help United to be a standout team.”

[FPL Mike 👹 @mike_Jacques]

Up the utd! What a win!

#ARSMUN @ManUtd

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

Bloody hell😳😳😳
That got me a little bit, & as I always say, enjoy the moment, make the memories, live life👊👊💙💙 #livelife

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

JUST RETWEET

People owe this man an apology. A loud apology.