I am an Israeli intelligence operative assigned to the team that destroyed Thomas Massie.
Yes. It was us. Israel did it.
We inceptioned Thomas Massie to be the lone Republican "no" vote on the budget resolution. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to be the lone Republican "no" vote on the continuing resolution to keep the government funded. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to force every member of Congress to fly back to Washington during a pandemic to vote on COVID relief โ a move so enraging that Trump called him a "third-rate grandstander" and demanded he be kicked out of the party. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to vote against sanctions on North Korea. The only member of the House. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to force a roll call vote on giving Jack Nicklaus a congressional gold medal. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to vote against the Stolen Valor Act. Three people voted no. He was one of them. For Israel.
We inceptioned him to be one of only two Republicans to vote against the One Big Beautiful Bill. For Israel.
Politico called him "Mr. No." That was our idea. For Israel.
Did it take years of meticulous planning to convince a libertarian MIT engineer who lives off the grid on a farm in Kentucky to oppose every single thing his party did regardless of what it was?
Yes. But that's what we do.
You figured us out, Thomas. We never thought you'd crack the code.
@LauraLoomer@thevivafrei Don't expect him to reply. He's got his head so far up Massie's a$$ he can't see straight. Canadian's meddling in our elections are the worst.
PETE HEGSETH from Kentucky: โAt some point, constant obstruction is not leadership, it's just commentary. It's obstruction. Too often, Massie acts like his job is to stand apart from the movement that Trump leads instead of strengthening it.โ
Ed Gallrein never voted to increase the debt limit under Joe Biden, never voted against tax cuts, never voted to protect Rashida Tlaib, and never voted against border wall funding.
Thomas Massie did.