El Profesor

I Hate Everybody Equally

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[El Profesor @mike_congo]

Everything will be OK.., maybe not today, but eventually!

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

@akibaru Your reason for travel is grounds for refusal… You said you’ve travelled so many times before I thought you should know this by now

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We really saved America before GTA 6

[korkybuczek @korkybuczek]

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We don't sell grapes."
The next day the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender replies, "No! We don't have grapes."
The following day the duck returns again.
"Got any grapes?"
Now the bartender is annoyed. He says, "Listen, duck! We don't have any grapes. If you come in here asking for grapes again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
The duck looks around and asks, "Got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
The duck says, "Got any grapes?"

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

Hamujawacha hii tabia ya kuiba grill za Harrier 🤦🏽‍♂️mpaka kwa estate

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

@LeeRussian sii kila mtu hutangaza shida zake... labda ata wanapost huko kwa zukabaga

[Alphx Elite @Alphx_Elite]

Y ese momento el oso sintió el verdadero terror jajajaja

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Ikifika Jioni hawa vijana wanaeza kuwa wamekimbia Kilometer ngapi ???

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Equatorial Guinea government resigns after failing to meet targets https://t.co/a6glmcH1Mo

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

@Samuraishira @ClintonObonyo Angeanguka na ingekuwa kesi

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Dear @WilliamsRuto, Europe sees Kenya as a leader in addressing global challenges.

And above all, as a reliable partner.

Two years ago, our 🇪🇺🇰🇪 Economic Partnership Agreement entered into force.

Our trade has already significantly increased.

Now we want to go further.

Boost investment with Global Gateway to create jobs and support Kenya’s rise up the value chain.

Support better connectivity and the clean and digital transition.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇦🇷 Argentina win their opening game with Lionel Messi making World Cup history! 💥

Messi hat-trick means he’s joint TOP SCORER EVER in the World Cup with 16 goals with Miro Klose.

Mbappé, Müller, Ronaldo Nazario surpassed.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Well, alot of smuggling can be done in an airport that is under construction. What is this fat zimbabwean intending to smuggle out of or into the country? Thats the real question.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

During a meeting with President of Kenya @WilliamsRuto, we discussed the development of high-tech cooperation across various sectors: investment attraction, agriculture, and education. We are ready to share our experience with Kenya and implement joint projects. We agreed that our teams will work out the details of possible cooperation.

I thank Kenya for supporting Ukraine’s resolutions in the United Nations General Assembly. We also paid special attention to cooperation within international organizations.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Why is so hard for our Government to build a new international airport as Ethiopia & Rwanda have done in an above-board deal? Why do we like to use people with criminal pasts? Is it so hard to undertake a multi-billion project with open transparency? How can we use a Contractor from Zimbabwe of all places? JKIA deserves our respect & patriotism.

The Bible says the Truth loves Light! Evil loves Darkness!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

With fellow leaders at the G7 Summit in Evian.

We will keep working together to advance prosperity, sustainability and human well-being.

@G7

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

Yup, we know police brutality in the community when we see one, in abject abuse of the NPS Act, no.11 of 2011.

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

@OsiOsint1 @spectatorindex @AberOchieng

[Hanzalah Waheed @waheed_hanzalah]

going big today

[El Profesor @mike_congo]

@SheilahSheldone how old are you?