Mike Dalessio

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

Love is like a fart; if you got to force it, it's probably crap

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BUCKEYES WIN IN OT!

No. 2 Ohio State takes down No. 3 Michigan to improve to 11-1.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Shoe is rockin.

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@totinos your pizza rolls do not only take 2 minutes to cool off. I completely burnt my tongue and mouth eating your product

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@totinos we all know this is just not true.

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@united yeah not going to happen. Your customer service is complete garbage

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@united and how are you going to do that? More delayed flights because of mistakes on your end. Literally smell the BS from Houston

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

I highly recommend avoiding @united if you could fly with any other airline

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@united and the delays continue !!!!!! Great job guys, congratulations for loosing a customer :)

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

@united what's going on in Houston ?! These delays are killing me. Get it together before you completely ruin my day

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

I feel like I've never gotten permission to "bless" someone when they sneeze. I'd be pissed if I were a priest. Like, who tf is this guy?

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

A DIEANTWOORD CONCERT LOOKS LIKE THE PLOT TO MY WORST NIGHTMARE .......kinda want to see their show now #DieAntwoord

[Tyler Blauvelt @Tblauvelt66]

Gearing up for the greatest season of the year @BraxtonMiller5

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

Don't eat natural valley granola bars in your car....#crumbEverywhere

[Urban Meyer @CoachUrbanMeyer]

Ohio State named the best collegiate athletic program for the 2014-15 season by CBS Sports

http://t.co/TV7P1kjYjP

[Alex @Alex_Broadstock]

When snoop dog posts your photo on his Instagram....

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ohio State's WR coach came back STRONG in response to a Michigan recruiting flyer.
https://t.co/IcVXbOdKtF

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

O-H!
https://t.co/IRfuT8oiK6

[Mike Dalessio @mike_dalessio]

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