Mike DiMarco

Extremely realistic butter sculpture.

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

@BarstoolBigCat Did you know you made the front of @This_Ad_Life? http://t.co/obm6aj9WZM First Fox, now a blog for cube monkeys. Big year.

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Will someone please high five Tom Brady...this is excruciating

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

A visual look at the changes in win probability during the 4th qtr of the Vikings-Ravens game (note the final 2:07)

[Cakemittens @cakemittens]

God invented centaurs so they could play with legos but not be hurt if they stepped on them

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

No way this isn't part of a time machine of some sort, right?

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Dear internet, I wholeheartedly concur... RT @BDPlowman "dear interwebs, @mike_dimarco is the best."

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Not proud that I just skipped an article about the stock market tank to read an article titled "12 Sandwich Hacks That'll Change Your Life"

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

If you don't think this video of otters juggling stones is adorable you're cold and dead and awful inside... http://t.co/6gHJwHib5p

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Minnesota Teen "Freakishly" Attacked By Wolf—Minnesotans Baffled By How Wild Animals Work http://t.co/m2pwlxVxUA via @Had To Be Said

[MLB @MLB]

Did someone say @NSYNC reunion? http://t.co/qMCpCQdBKC

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Adam Jones says a Giants fan threw a banana at him: http://t.co/5j3LMyPiqf

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

BAL said to be most aggressive team in waiver claims:They're playing goalie in front of Boston/Tampa Bay/wc contenders, blocking everything.

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

15-Ton Ball of Fat Removed From London Sewer http://t.co/NRgRn6BqSf

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Saddam Hussein was forced to watch the South Park movie over and over again after he was captured.

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Did I just stalk Brady Anderson at the Os game? Maybe a little bit...

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Cocky move rocking this jersey all weekend long? Probably, but I will do so proudly.

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Just heard a traffic report on @1057TheFan warn about stoppages due to "that weird BronyCon". Journalistic excellence my friends

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

Baseball is fun! "Camden Chat's first half GIF tournament!" http://t.co/g1dtYGGpCO via @CamdenChat

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

"Oh I would walk 500..steps and then realize you probably didn't want me at your door anyway, right?" #SettlePop

[Mike DiMarco @mike_dimarco]

@andthisisKATIE Don't steal the waiters' swords and challenge them to a joust.