M_McInnis

Proud Father, Husband, Beekeeper, Lover of Baseball and Bacon and Tomato Sandwhiches

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

Call your Mom!

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

@20th_Centurygal Dinosaur Jr and it's not even close.

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

Haley Williams is the only woman on earth.i love her so

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

This album is a masterpiece https://t.co/uz6Ohr8Zp9

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHOLESOME: #NFL icon Ed Reed used to pick up the garbage his teammates threw on the floor.

“Because we got firemen walking around here cleaning up after grown men”

“I did it myself because I didn’t want the firemen to look at my best-ass teammates”

🐐https://t.co/xVGVYYO6WB

[Jum @JesterJum]

Once I became a parent, I finally understood that Star Wars scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering all of Luke's questions that he just dies.

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

Realest tweet I've ever seen. No notes.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

As a weed man you not supposed to have no life. You supposed to be on the block 24/7. Why I call this ngga and he at Six Flags wtf

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

As a weed man you not supposed to have no life. You supposed to be on the block 24/7. Why I call this ngga and he at Six Flags wtf

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

It's a game!!! This is horrific!

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

New #Bills HC Joe Brady, talking about the sacrifices coaches’ wives make, mentioned how he once called his wife on the way to a game while she was going into labor — and found out after the game that she had given birth on her own.

“This game takes away time, energy, and presence from you, and you’ve carried the weight that comes with this job so I can pursue my calling.”

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Only a boomer could find a billion dollars worth of unregistered gold bullion and his first instinct is to inform the FBI. And then act surprised when they steal it.

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

Every mother ever?

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

[Flea @flea333]

People used to sit at home and listen to music without doing other things at the same time

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

Rad
https://t.co/5sfJKZihNo

[Todd pierce @Todd_Pierce04]

Early candidate for tweet of the year

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

In case you forgot

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

😂. Who made this. This is great.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

nobody tells you that a big part of being an adult is doing all you can to stay out of prison

[M_McInnis @mike_furious]

OH MY God!!! 😂 #hitandrun

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Cris Collinsworth- “The whole Santa thing never did it for me. Letting a stranger in my house? I don’t even let my wife in the house. She sleeps in the driveway.”

Tirico- “Stroud’s pass is incomplete, 3rd down”

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let teams start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion to draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

When you have a wedge in hand after hitting your best drive of the day 🏌🏻‍♂️😵