Mike Gallo

One tweet away from being Twitter famous

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@TakeitSleeeezy @Cutsysays @dlorier With all due respect, you’re a pussy online. (So am I)

[Mike Gallo @mike_gallo7]

Learned a really hard adulting lesson Monday morning, and I’m still unfortunately paying the price. Gotta be shoveling with the legs. It’s not a mistake I’ll make again.

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@jonnieonthaspot I might be the biggest semi-charmed life guy in Suffolk County

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Is Third Eye Blind universally underrated, or have I just been personally sleeping on them? Someone just put me out of my misery so I can so stop beating myself up about this.

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Never do I feel more of a generational superiority then when I waltz into Starbucks, grab my latte thats waiting for me perfectly timed, and glance over at all the boomers waiting 10+ minutes for their black coffee. I may not see social security, but for now this is enough

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If 93 North ever has 0 haters, I’m dead.

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Can’t help but feel like the Black Eyed Peas don’t get the credit they deserve

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Banana little bites have me in a chokehold and I’m not fighting it

[Mike Gallo @mike_gallo7]

If you’re on a motorcycle weaving in between traffic in Boston I’m not hoping you crash, that would be evil. That being said, I am praying to whatever god will listen that you skid out, get 3rd degree turf burn, and can’t shower without pain for months.

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Are we as a nation just going to accept what’s going on at CVS these days? Just had 2 employees watch me put in a 5 minute shift at checkout after having to ring a bell to get someone to unlock the body wash shelf.

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@OriginalALBUM @matthillman_ @Roommates__Show

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Dark horse for greatest song ever made

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Ronald McDonald, consider yourself the luckiest man in America this morning.

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If your name is Ronald McDonald, you’re in for a world of hurt this morning.

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I have a really good feeling about 2025

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To whom it may concern:

if you mail me a physical form of advertising I will go out of my way to not buy whatever you’re selling.

Thanks,

Mike

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@jgrodz33 @MikeGarafolo @jtoosonlaw He accidentally tried to bring an automatic gun through airport security. Have at it.

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Just picked up an almond biscotti candle from the farmers market, and oh boy, you do not know what you’re missing out on. Absolute steal for $27.99.

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@OriginalALBUM Beautifully crafted lies

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Bubble-mint, incredibly underrated gum flavor.