Muck Ruckus

Firing from the hip

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

I absolutely relate to Nando swinging at every pitch so he can get to this long break as soon as possible

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Watching Interstellar as Nolan intended, off of the phone screen of the passenger one row ahead of me on the airplane

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Canada’s bum asses getting bounced in Texas on Fourth of July

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Guy at the climbing gym just beta sprayed me so egregiously im going to kidnap the rubber duckies from the dash of his Wrangler and leave their severed heads in his bedsheets

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@EdgarBased It’s somehow worse than you ever thought it could be

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@BUNNlCULA The Green Mile…

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Spiritually French in every aspect

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@purpleslfc You could see him go cross eyed with tweety birds circling his head before he fell down

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

The World Cup is so beautiful bc under what circumstances am I making plans to day drink with my septuagenarian neighbor besides a Germany vs Paraguay football match

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Griffin Canning I’m sure you’re a nice young man please never wear a padres jersey ever again

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

[whispering] what if we just made Wandy a starter

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@AJCassavell Mr Cassavell sir how high did that ball ever get off the ground?

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Manny Machado gimme 100 calf raises

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Samad Taylor and Fernando Tatis Jr let your fucking nuts hang

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@hottalentlava13 @Padres

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

Samad Taylor let ya nuts hang king

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

Samad Taylor has 2 minutes worth of highlights in 2 starts

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

I wouldn’t want data collected on my performance if my savant page looked like this either

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

"I just wish we can get the analytics out the way... Why are we creating these stats? I think that's the problem with baseball right now." -Manny Machado

(via @MartyCaswell)

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

WHERE WERE YOU

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Stephen Kolek twirls a complete game shutout against the Mariners!

9.0 IP
4 H
0 R
1 BB
2 K’s

What a performance 👑

[Muck Ruckus @mike_rougas]

@BUNNlCULA Hell fuckin yeah dude