Mike Sinclair

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@therealquillboy Or penis

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@therealquillboy I have the boat set and it’s my prized possession

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

How fast do you have to speed walk for it to be considered running

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

As a kid my sister asked me if I was cool and then proceeded to ask me a series of questions to prove it. One was “when you answer the phone do you say ‘hey’” and this conversation has really stuck with me

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Shark week should be a paid holiday.

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Why didnt they call it “2 hot 2 handle”

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@therealquillboy

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

He never said what charge he’d need the bail money for

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

🤔

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@McDonaldsCanada Luigi

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@brennan_makayla

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

No moon don’t drift away, you’re so sexy

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Long suspected of receding from Earth, the Moon received five corner-reflectors positioned by American & Soviet missions, starting with Apollo 11 in 1969.

These special mirrors allow us to measure the Moon’s distance accurately & routinely using lasers.

It’s indeed moving away

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Patiently waiting for capes to become acceptable in society

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

What the heck is a nut?

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@RosieAd I’m sorry but why tf do you have a bag of glass and potatoes

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

@brennan_makayla I also watched the women fights on the ufc card tho, does that cancel it out?

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Listening to Hurricane by Bridget Mendler while eating sugar donuts don’t sb.

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Rest In Peace Oedipus, he would’ve loved Alabama

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

Prince Philip be looking good after his heart surgery

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

“Just stubbed my toe, might go kill a specific race of people now” -relatable guy who is having a bad day

[Mike Sinclair @mike_sinclairjr]

To everyone whose motion sensor light I’ve turn on while walking past. I’m not sorry, and I hope your electric bill is expensive