Mike Steaks

Single guy with a passion for Finance
Malvern Prep Lax Alum
1 of 18 members of the Alan Door Band

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Kick rocks babe, patriot league football is on

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Just found out it’s called a “sump pump” while my whole life I thought it was a “sud pump” I feel like a fucking idiot

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@dick_mcgoo Goddammit Dick you overachiever! Anything for that shareholder value!

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Was gonna work til 5 today but thinking I’m gonna log off at 4 out of respect for Jayden Daniels

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Rebecca Ferguson is so beautiful holy fuck

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Watching Dune for the first time and it just seems like its about the Middle East

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

@dick_mcgoo Congrats Dick!

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

This preseason hall of fame game feels like shagging a 3. It’s football, and you know you like football, but it’s bad football. Is bad football better than no football? Not sure, but you haven’t seen any football in months so it’ll do for tonight. #tortatime

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Turn me the fuck up

[tie @tieyournumbers]

The bullpen is so lit this generation

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@BiggySpurs Bro makes 50 mil a year and can’t even feed himself

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@NBCSPhilly Most errors in the mlb btw

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If you enjoy 5-9 before my 9-5 content you’re a fucking loser #squid #shrink

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Co-pilot is gonna be fucking busy tomorrow #benrevere

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Pump so crazy rn that I’m feeling like I could hold a conversation with a woman at the bar #zacheflin

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After a long day of prompting co-pilot I feel like I’ve earned a taste of the crown #expand

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

Bring him home

[SleeperHoops @Sleeper_Hoops]

REUNION 👀😳⁉️

The Philadelphia 76ers are considering using their last roster spot to sign Ben Simmons to a one-year, minimum-salary contract, per @Jimenez7Diego

[Mike Steaks @mike_steaks_]

@JoeSolana7 Haha good one Joe!