Mike Temple

Ottawan

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@SenAdamSchiff We're just fine with Prince Edward County wine, thanks. I'm afraid burnt bridges can't be repaired even after the fire is out. Carlo Rossi takes like vinegar anyway.

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@kinsellawarren Best butcher in the 613 is @AlmonteButcher

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@JamesMelville VHS

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@atrupar Americans pretending they have a rule of law lmao

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@SethAbramson Is it not about having full control of "law" enforcement next time he does a January 6th?

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@MaryamNawazHQ @MaryamNSharif That said, congratulations on having a government willing to invest in public transportation.

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@MaryamNawazHQ @MaryamNSharif We've had these in Ottawa for decades. Articulated or accordion bus are acceptable terms, but real ones know it's a bendy bus.

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@thedailybeast Real MAGA patriots stuff their pillows with asbestos

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@Keener_Jerseys 1. Senagoth 2. Senagoth 3. Senagoth

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@silnlo Hi Chris, I love your work on As it Happens but I must express my dismay that you reported on the spider forms on Mars without a single #ziggystardust reference.

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@PhillipsPOBrien Yep. Saw a rumour of Mazepin returning to F1. No thanks.

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@JCHIANELLO Yep, and now he's thrown those savings away on a helicopter for police to play with. No sense of priorities.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Illegal is an adjective, not a noun, people.

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@TheEconomist Hadn't realized The Economist is a Shelbyville publication.

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@mchkzn From Billings it runs up the transitway to Hurdman.

There's been a proposal on the books for ten years to create a bus only lane on the median of Baseline to speed things up. Might fix the problem of big gaps then four (usually three but I've seen four) buses showing up at once.

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@ALL_CAPS Sutcliffe vlogging from a closed Dow's Lake: No one's using it! We need a thoroughfare on here!

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@jessehawken The Traveling Wilburys is what brought about this realization for me.

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@hourly_shitpost More like Fragaria × badassa amirite?

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@aimis30 Smoked meat on Rideau Bakery rye

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@martynschmoll Classic indeed is the shift from active to passive voice in the coroner's report in order to foreground Joshua as the guilty party and hide the identity of the driver to minimize his guilt: