Michael Vanderhoof

Car enthusiast,Thrash metal fan and cheeseburger connoisseur.

[billy bonnëll @BillyBonnell]

People are really out there shoving paper straws into a plastic cups with plastic tops like they’re actually helping the environment.

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@Daily__Owls @jk_rowling Nightmare fuel

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Have you ever gone to a restaurant with somebody who complains to the waitress a lot ? . . . Makes things super awkward and makes me wonder if there is spit in my food. #awkwardturtle

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Can we please just take a moment to remember the greatness of the cheesy double beef burrito. R.I.P 2008-2010 #tacobell #youaremissed #neverforget

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@duroketis @BudFireside That sounds fantastic ! . . . And I would say he is Asian ? . . .

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@Mark_Nuara Hahaha that's to funny !

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I just need to find a girl who likes taco tuesday as much as me ! 🌮🌮🌮

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Me when I sit back and look at the horrible decision I've made .

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https://t.co/pxaYKzV6hi @HTurdman

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I've eaten a gross amount of donuts . And ya know what ? I'm ok with that . #livingthedream #donuts #fatty

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@HTurdman Fuck bitches get money ! . . . Honestly though that's a tough position . Flip a coin .

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Growing up my mom told me the pink sugar packets at restaurants were rat poison. I believed this well into my teens . #lies #fooled

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@joerogan you should try and get Phil Anselmo of Pantera/Down on your podcast.that would be a killer show.

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@erie_seawolves @AllTimeMerlot Don't worry about millcreek school district. They are covered in that department.

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All my friends are getting married , having kids or moving . I'm over here like #nokidsever #single #freedom

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I wish I knew then what I know now .

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@BudFireside It's the resErection

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@MarkN_88

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@MarkN_88 That's a hobby or mine

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@AllTimeMerlot My money's on Macaulay Culkin.