mike🇿🇼

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[mike🇿🇼 @mike_wacho]

Jesus was raised by a stepfather

Shadhaya:

[mike🇿🇼 @mike_wacho]

Women gotta be lying about period pains because I’ve never seen studs complain about them

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

"inini ku graft kwangu chero manager ndakatomu liner..."

[Natasha Nyemba @Natasha_Nyemba_]

Coffee +milk =🤎🤎🤎

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

Most of you have been wondering what happened to the Nigerian guy. At first he was a good mechanic, I think he wanted to impress me but then 2 months down the line he started arriving to his destination early mind you he’s not diabetic and now I don’t know what to do with him. Masango matema shuwa, This has made me miss my old well experienced mechanic, even though he doesn’t have great customer service to his clients he gets the job done and he provides extra warranty on your vehicle that you won’t feel like looking for another new mechanic. The vehicle moves without any issues, he doesn’t mix oil and brake fluid. Anoita kugwejenura gear box oridzosera back in place.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇪🇸 Luis de la Fuente after draw vs Cabe Verde: “When the ball does not want to enter… this can happen. But the World Cup is very long”.

“Remember, this is very very long”. 👀

[mike🇿🇼 @mike_wacho]

"U can't afford me" apa mu handbag mune lip gloss yekuma China, ka piece ke tissue nedhora rekombi.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[mike🇿🇼 @mike_wacho]

@wicknellchivayo @schifamba63 😂

[mike🇿🇼 @mike_wacho]

@pokellosexxy @a_jezaldo 😂

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Bro wanted to pour but remembered he has an iceboy 😂😢

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If it is on her status not my DM, she is fishing for external compliments, not mine. The other guy can go ahead. After all, the picture is posted for everyone to compliment.

[JIGGA 🦍 @Makomborerol]

If she didn’t like you immediately, you are the safe option my guy!😂

[. @Fimiye]

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

[hunter @3gpmh]

lord if she’s not the one for me, force her to be, cuz yeah she is

[Thato01 @Thato_Reekae]

Don't say money changed them. Remember you never texted or called them when they were finding their way out of poverty!

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology, we rarely lose our temper with the people who deserve it. We snap at the ones who love us enough to forgive us.

[BrightBilliat @MasochaBri52417]

Kana usingade kundi entertainer usauye zvako pamba, I am not that matured zvekuti unobuda ndisina kutombokubata bata

[KELVIN @kevoskis]

Tyler Perry said it best:
Before you marry or commit to someone, see them in all seasons — happy, mad, stable, broke, and hurt.

One of the realest quotes that will always stand the test of time.

[Blackbone🧡💙💚 @EmmiieTLO]

That time your mother starts ululating and dancing kanti it's detectives looking for your unemployed brother 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

Pazouya muface amotenga ma battery akafa ndobva ati iri ndotenga ne $5, ndikamuti chiisa $10 since risina kunyanya kufa.

Zvikanzi, "inini ndotenga akafa saka wozondidedza kana rafa."