Mike Wright

Hello there

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

Thanks for the memories lads https://t.co/9XJ52X3Wt8

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

Sun setting over Redcar steelworks. Thanks again @David_Cameron

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

WHEN YOU HIT YOUR TOE ON A CORAL REEF

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

@TheScaryNature @Uber_Pix wouldn't care if I never see that again. Just wrong!!!

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

"Mum! I'm going out!"

You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt!!

"Why?"

Because I can see your balls, Richard.

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

@Attenboroughs_D @YoufeckingIdiot That was a poor attempt to be fair.

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

@annaturley @TomBlenkinsop
My bailout was a couple of thousand quids worth of training that still hasn't come in handy. Thanks cammo.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My wife left me for a midget the other day...

This broke my heart, I couldn't believe she would stoop so low!

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I rang the local gym & asked if they could teach me how to do the splits?

They asked "How flexible are you?"
I said "I can't make Tuesdays"

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My wife has left me, she says I love football more than I love her.

I’m gutted, we’ve been together ten seasons!

[Save Our Steel @save_our_steel]

'Bizarre' Government response to steel petition signed by 23,000 https://t.co/pWQz0s9ML4

[Teesside Live @TeessideLive]

The petition needs 100,000 signatures by March 25 if it is to be debated in Parliament https://t.co/FV69OiVpb8

[Rt. Hon. Anna Turley MP @annaturley]

Excellent speech by @ACunninghamMP asking gov to show it understands the importance of carbon capture & storage to future jobs on Teesside

[Rt. Hon. Anna Turley MP @annaturley]

Intervened in debate on low carbon economy to say new projects on Teesside must be built with local labour & not undercut terms & conditions

[Mike Wright @mike_wright82]

@TomBlenkinsop @SteelSave @gazettebusiness I'm in ;-)