MikeAmoryComedyClinician

Comedian and Therapist. Co-Creator @HardDriveMag and @GamerPres20XX

Bylines: @BusinessInsider @Polygon

Yelling the mental illness out of patients since 2021

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Almost all Wemby's blocks were goaltends/fouls.

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@btess14 @Dylan_Sandas @James_Schiano It’s a dog nose.

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Men will literally trade Rafael Devers for 50 cents on the dollar instead of going to therapy

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Giants reportedly acquire DH Rafael Devers from Boston per multiple reports including https://t.co/Z3s2EphcSH's Mark Feinsand. The Red Sox reportedly get back RHP Jordan Hicks, LHP Kyle Harrison and others.

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These Things Will Make You Feel Better

1. Engaging with people in any capacity
2. Giving to others in whatever way you can
3. Movement, ideally done outside
4. Choosing to believe in something larger than yourself that gives you hope and motivation to work towards the future

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A lot of my friends are in anguish after last night. I hope the following is helpful guidance in how to weather the storm.

This comes from years of studying these issues professionally and treating people for thousands of hours.

Take care of yourself and someone else.

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These Things Will Make You Feel Worse

1. Consuming endless content
2. ONLY posting content
3. Isolating
4. Choosing to believe there is no hope

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The Year is 3024. Baseball has a 5 second pitch clock. Every inning starts with the bases loaded. Pitchers throw 125 mph and their arms fly off their bodies and explode like meat fireworks.

Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.

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@elonmusk Genuinely fuck you. I’m drunk and work in this field you have no idea what you are talking about.

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🎶I want a girl with a short skirt and a longggggggggggg tuber🎶

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More pictures from the Irish NVS Show, super quality exhibits

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@RottenInDenmark I normally appreciate your podcast, and Twitter isn't the place to get into a whole discussion, but as a mental health therapist I was very disappointed by various aspects of this episode that run counter to my own experience with what benefits mental health and what does not.

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Baseball is my favorite sport because it is the only one with body positivity.

You will see a guy that looks like a greek god and then a dude who resembles your dad's alcoholic friend and they will both be equally good.

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I’m one of the co-founders of Hard Drive. I left quite a few years ago, not amicably, but with that said I can say it’s an absolute shame seeing all these talented people forced out. They didn’t deserve that.

Also was never informed of this patreon despite being a co-owner.

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@kevinpodas I’m one of the original founders. Had no idea all this bad stuff was going down. My leaving wasn’t amicable back in the day but all those editors and creators are extremely talented and it’s a shame to see this thing I’ve helped create turn like this.

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@Ritholtz Does he think FTX's actions align with the promise they gave to customers as it relates to where their money would be stored and used?

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@JohnLaghezza The problem is you aren't, at least in these tweets, also discussing how an automated zone can be shaped however we want/can benefit batters by making it tighter than a human umps old man eyes.

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I asked ChatGPT to insult the New York Mets, which it refused to do.

So I asked what specific failures I should avoid bringing up to Mets fans and ChatGPT delivered.

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@mtaibbi @mehdirhasan @MSNBC Been a subscriber since launch, honestly that interview might be it for me. You’ve lost the plot at this point. There is a certain irony to your reporting on Twitter when this website has rotted your brain and distorted your reality like
It has done to Greenwald.

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@keithlaw Genuine question, does this matter? 13-3 the game is over and everyone is just waiting to go home or turn off the TV. Whether it’s the 8th bullpen guy or the 1B throwing, does it really matter to the average fan? The game’s decided already.

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@ericakland I'd love to see Democrats understand that it is ok to have certain people dislike you and you should revel in that dislike. Lina Khan at the FTC is a great example. She relishes sticking it to people who you shouldn't work with.

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Taylor Lorenz and Glenn Greenwald represent the horseshoe theory of talented people who desperately need to log off to save whatever is left of their brain

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I got the vaccine the moment it was made available to me, actually. April 2021. But this Washington Post “Journalist” likes to make things up about meme accounts, apparently.