SCOTT still calls it Staples Center

I'm Scott Raineri.
Comic/Photographer/internet person | None of my tweets are viral and people keep telling me I'm hot. | Podcast: @ScottExperiment

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

Another day, another reminder that none of my tweets have gone viral and people keep telling me I'm hot

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Society yearns for eroticism

[remx @biigrem]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 7.99 that have never been 7.99 before

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[22 U.S.C. § 2304 @RefrmDemocracy]

A 300-pound William Howard Taft forcing his weight on this poor creature is the perfect metaphor for America’s villainous occupation of the Philippines

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

Honestly, do we have to wait THAT long? That's at most TWO GTAs from now

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

The year is 2044. Healthcare is nationalized, every pothole in the country is fixed, Edward Snowden is director of intelligence, AIPAC dismantled, and the white House ballroom is converted into a cat sanctuary Your president is @HunterBiden and your First Lady is Mia Khalifa

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If the governments job isn’t to secure even basic shit like clean drinking water for its citizens, what’s its actual purpose?! THIS IS WHAT WE WANT OUR TAXES PAYING FOR

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

one of the worst side effects of genAI images being everywhere now is that i start to feel a little insane in a "tin foil hat" way when trying to verify that an image i'm looking at is actually real. deeply frustrating

[coco 🥀🌻 @nokaygirl]

i think what the americans don't get is that you cannot treat national football teams like normal people, you have to treat them kind of like diplomats

[TheDisabilityEnthusiast @twitchyspoonie]

Fascism will disable you if you survive it long enough. Through intentionally spread disease, pollution and environmental destruction, through climate catastrophe, through poverty, war and concentration camps, displacement, famine, etc.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Genuinely good advice

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

Sucks my iPod now has the battery of a fly now, but still...

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

It's been over a week since I moved into my new apartment, and I'm ALMOST unpacked, but I nearly cried finding my iPod touch cause MAN, I missed having all my music in one place.

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

@JayJurden These executive orders are too damn much already

[SCOTT still calls it Staples Center @scottraineri]

Keep him out of the games. NY needs this W

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

not since the 1939 nazi rally has a fascist done so much harm inside madison square garden

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

“Who even voted for Nithya Raman?”

Me bitch! And plenty of others hence why she’s moving on to the general election.

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

Really hate thatevery six months we have to do this dance where industry pros lay out our whole lives so people remember we’re human.

Obv as a writer not an actor things are different but another thing to remember is your pay for that job is your pay for longer than shooting.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What a weird way of saying ISRAEL KILLED Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The USA has just withdrawn ALL the World Cup tickets supplied to Iran, meaning that none of their supporters will be able to attend their games.

Donald Trump is banning Referees and banning supporters, he is trying to fix the World Cup.

The USA have to be disqualified.