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#CancelJamesDolan

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

A must-watch for Pats fans — can’t believe I’ve never seen this.

[mike @mikeander5on]

Ban all laptops at coffee houses

[mike @mikeander5on]

The egg was warranted

[mike @mikeander5on]

WHO THE FOOK IS WEMBY

[John Summit @johnsummit]

gotta be honest if ur entire next day is ruined because u drank a couple glasses of wine the night before ur kind of a pussy

i’m loving this new anti optimization wave going on right now, we got one life, live it

[mike @mikeander5on]

I’m a corporate America goy survivor

[mike @mikeander5on]

Best Rappers OAT

1) Ye
2) Drake
3) Future
4) Lil Wayne
5) Dave Blunts

[mike @mikeander5on]

@patrickbetdavid SoFi/ 4.3.26 /80k

[mike @mikeander5on]

If I don't make it, can't take it, hope the family will. They ain't crazy they don't know how insanity feel.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

The New York Times published an unranked list of the 30 greatest living American songwriters, voted on by over 250 music insiders and six NYT critics 🏆

▫️ Jay-Z
▫️ Young Thug
▫️ Kendrick Lamar
▫️ OutKast
▫️ Missy Elliott
▫️ Mariah Carey
▫️ The-Dream
▫️ Bad Bunny
▫️ Babyface
▫️ Stevie Wonder
▫️ Nile Rodgers
▫️ Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis
▫️ Smokey Robinson
▫️ Lionel Richie
▫️ Taylor Swift
▫️ Lana Del Rey
▫️ Dolly Parton
▫️ Bob Dylan
▫️ Bruce Springsteen
▫️ Paul Simon
▫️ Carole King
▫️ Willie Nelson
▫️ Diane Warren
▫️ Fiona Apple
▫️ Lucinda Williams
▫️ Romeo Santos
▫️ Valerie Simpson
▫️ Brian & Eddie Holland
▫️ Stephin Merritt
▫️ Josh Osborne, Brandy Clark & Shane McAnally

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[mike @mikeander5on]

The societal “chud” is so outside the jurisdiction when it comes to social media hypergamy. The core problem lies with the man whose status & wealth becomes an asymmetric trap. Giving the average woman a higher floor and systematically validating himself by chasing a goalpost engineered incapable of being reached. In the end he widens the gap for everyone, largely through his own unawareness and arrogance.

[mike @mikeander5on]

Right back? It’s Been 7 years and Brady never played with a current Patriot…. Skip L

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I don't think Tom Brady loves this. I don't think Brady's going to love it for his legacy that some second-year starter as he was, flipped the switch right back and got the Patriots right back to the Super Bowl. I think it'll in Tom's eyes diminish his legacy a little bit.

[mike @mikeander5on]

@ErichSternkopf I really am the Michael Jordan of jet hating

[mike @mikeander5on]

@ErichSternkopf Back to back seasons of no one showing up in December/ January to MetLife ?

[mike @mikeander5on]

How many long islanders have to be victim to the Oakdale merge untill there is a change? When will you empty suits stop blaming the environmental concerns and do something? @EdRomaine @GovKathyHochul @NYSDOT @NYSDOS @NYSenate

[mike @mikeander5on]

No, I do not want to see your dogs Instagram page.

[mike @mikeander5on]

I’m a stand up guy like Dave Chappelle

[mike @mikeander5on]

@jawnnmichaels 1v1 me on rust right now

[mike @mikeander5on]

Not only did Dwight Eisenhower create the interstates , NASA and execute D-Day, he warned us of corruption by a scientific-tech elite dominated society and the over use of the “easy life”/convenience. Things that seem to be even more alarming in 2023. #happypresidentsday