Mike Apollo

Look dude, the keys are under the car and their will be $4000 inside ready for you to gamble on whether or not MrBeast will say bitcoin on stream

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

I fucking love Joe rogan so fucking much. I love you joe roman, sweet jesus mary and joseph

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@celadonaeromncy @CranberryAndGin Hitler hated t-series bitch lasagna, Subscribe to PewDiePie

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet Those gringos are gonna replace christ the redeemer with a statue of Napoleon Dynamite 😭

[punished ctg @CTGvvon11]

@IsraelFan6 Imagine sucking on those floppy tits and tasting curdles cheese come out

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@aristophaneet This can be shown in the famous Ancient Greek pastime 'Greek Roulette' from American Pie, truly both terrifying and beautiful

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet Please tell me @Hattydovah is okay!

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family guy is the devil

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when you visit a white person's house:

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@IsraelFan6 So is listening to rock n roll and sleeping past your bedtime but a lot of so called 'Christians' be doing that so does anything matter?

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@IsraelFan6 Have you ever thought maybe sucking your dick? That's a good cure for 'libido' aka (liberal dildos)

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@PhelloRhodesian It's pronounced tea-he. Kind like when Michael Jackson says hee-hee but the first hee is replaced with tea

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

I say teehee like nigahiga
Blood and cheese on my balls like cheese pizza
Tipi on my head at the Alameda
Dennis Rodman's on my feet, bitch we North Korea

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@PhelloRhodesian Fixed it for you!!!

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@fakecwel My pussy red, white & blue like the american flag

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

Explode on the screen like gonorrhea
I be at the club, might do a macarena
I be at the home, eat some macaroni
At the tipi eating macaroni with my bear name yogi

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet What about "Click 2" but it takes place in Kingston Jamaica and Adam Sandler has to use his remote to escape pac-man's little bitch out of Jamaica back to Baghdad to give Saddam Hussain's birthday present (a black opal)

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet I don't want to know what an albanian Steve Harvey looks like

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@_k0lter_ I stopped watching him when he stared dissing my hoe SSniperwolf and got bitched by her

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

Someone tell these trans girls that it doesn't matter how much estrogen they take, they can never shake ass like me. But live your life I guess...😂🖕