Mike Arteta

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@drjoshheenan No. Control is.

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@TalkinYanks I believe the term you’re looking for is “pathetic”

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@HOUSEPORN___ I feel like I’d walk outside and get betrayed by General Shepard at this house…

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

“This is her”

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

this pic could so be used as a meme

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

Agreed. Last I checked I own everything I pay for.

[Kambree @KamVTV]

Friendly reminder: Your body does not belong to your school, your employer or your government

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

Nah it’s because we’re too lazy to ask them ourselves… I ain’t afraid to admit it 😂

[Mark Takano @MarkTakano]

BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@MALEKAPM_8 I sure will be

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@ChelseaArteta something I would do 😂

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@SkySportsPL Actual question worth asking: are we related? I have a basque family line that originated in Spain and we look vaguely similar. #AskArteta

[🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 @_oosoom]

LMFAOOOOOOOO son is a asshole

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@DaddyDimmuTv @OliviaSlayys I have 8 unnamed chicks in my living room rn and one will now be named cluckster the truckster in your honor my man

[KP *Brown Spiced* Upadhyayula @KP11Studios]

Allow me to date myself today

[Habit Forming @FirstName736928]

I'm cryin cuz this dead ass how rap sounded back then

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

I stopped doing this because you never know if the cops are looking for a reckless driver who may also be trafficking/robbed/killed someone etc.

[Benny From The Block (Suburbs) aka “Thuggie Bear” @GeekyB]

anybody else ever heard of flashing your lights at people driving towards you to signal a cop is ahead for them?

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@LevandowskiNick 😂😂😂

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@LevandowskiNick And nobody wants you here go away

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@DaddyDimmuTv Possibly a Yankee that was on the team for the 26th championship win, hence D.J. Lemahieu who is number 26. If it’s the MVP of that championship series… it’s Derek Jeter

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@OAbramoh @Arsenal I quit last week where have you been? Cristiano Ronaldo will be taking over effective immediately.

[Mike Arteta @mikearteta]

@dr_waiswa @Arsenal You’re right I should get a Ph. D in running soccer teams. My bad, guy.