Mike Ashley

I own Sports Direct and make a shit load of money from it. I also have a toy called NUFC where I generally take the piss! (Obviously parody account)

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

@McclarenSteve shut up son, fall in line and all will be great. I'll let you keep Sami as a welcome bonus!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

Surely someone will have their hand in their pocket for the fastest player in the Premier League! #momo #nufc #sellsellsell

[Dave McGee @DMG7676]

@MikeAshleySD I doff my cap to you sir
Getting compensation for getting rid of Pardew must surely be one of your best ever bits of business

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

I'm thinking Shola could do a job! #geordiemafia

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

“@NufcVine: Perez with a lovely finish to make it 2-1. https://t.co/FprhZv0OJX” WTF is big Willo doing up there? Classic Pardew tactics!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

Cups are not a priority!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

@GemmaRees1 @SportsDirectUK you get what you pay for Columbo! 😉

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

#ChampionsLeague

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

"Dave whelan's a racist, he wears a racist hat....." Sports Direct 174 JJB 0. Who's the scruffy bastard now? #wafc #nufc

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

'Miliband out' t shirts coming soon! #ZeroHourContracts #kissmyarse

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

I want to sign Jimmy Bullard now just for comedy value #ImACeleb #nufc

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

Fifa not guilty of corruption? That's like saying I'm not out to make money! #bullshit #FIFA #obvious #Qatar2022

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

@TheScotsman @RangersFC handsome bastard!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

@RangersFC @RFC_Youth that's the first one for sale then!! #cashforash

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

and I thought it was just #nufc fans who were mugs. Up next... #Rangers #cashforash #1goal

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

#HowRichAreYou top 1% baby!!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

How rich are you on Channel 4 now. Not as rich as me you bunch of scrubbers! #HowRichAreYou

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

Can't wait for the some of the offers in going to get in January. #AyozePerez #sellsellsell #cashforash #buylowsellhigh

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

@VintageFooty @de_nufc without sounding pedantic Dyer never scored in this match. Bellamy (2) and Viana. I would have bought neither!

[Mike Ashley @MikeAshleySD]

If you thought watching #nufc was depressing turn on the #mancity game. Deadly boring and no atmosphere at all. #whatsthepoint #UCL #ZzzZz