Mike Assel

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@ThePrimeagen So theological ❤️ I see what you did there.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@johnbcrist Also we will be charging for admission.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@GetSpectrum can you tell me when Internet service will be available at my address?

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@hyprwm I love your docs! What framework do you use?

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@troyhunt This is why you are so well respected. Many influencers out there would seek to sweep this under the rug, but you chose to make it a teachable moment. Kudos.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@FedExHelp do your drivers normally leave packages in front of the garage? I backed over one today.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@VerizonSupport the system you use for support tickets is awful. Please make it better.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@Delta thanks for blowing my travel plans yet again 👍

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@NetworkChuck when are you going to do @grafana?

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@XfinitySupport how do I talk to a real person about my Internet service?

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@Xfinity your automated messages on reported outages and fixes have been so unhelpful. Perhaps during extenuating circumstances, like a hurricane, you halt the automated messages and have a real person confirm the outage is actually resolved first.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@jeremykauffman NH has the best state motto there is.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@Austen Make critical thinking great again.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@mythinkspot I've unsubscribed from your emails several times and I'm still getting them. Please DM me so I can give you my email address. Thanks.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@elonmusk Good for you sitting with the normies 😜

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@facebook marketplace support is some of the worst I've ever experienced. Never buying from there again.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@FedExHelp Done, thanks.

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@FedExHelp I need help regarding a package and your automated phone system is useless. Can you help me please?

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@tarducks This is a bad omen. No more dating 😜

[Mike Assel @mikeassel]

@ScottAdamsSays “Adults”