a piercing squeal of delight

he/him; autistic dork

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

For this job we need Monsieur Mannermost Panache, Satin Darkcharm, The Glovèd Fantôme, Oily Purloin, The Black Handkerchief! *Gasp*, Count Debonair Monocle, Pinch O. Dusk, Baron Larceny von Grand, The Shadow Crosst Your Coffers, Marquis DeMidnight, and Darksome Pocketwatch III.

[wekko @wekko_]

Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream!
Chatgpt in 2026: Girl—stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

outfit choice not helping tbh

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

natural “sir the barons men have taken all our grain” straight fringe

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

dimwit stablehand atavism

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

natural “sir the barons men have taken all our grain” straight fringe

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

Velen physiognomy

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

no nut november Tom Petty: dont cum around here no more

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

"History shows again and again how nature reveals the folly of man" is really a hell of a lyric to put in your riffy rock song about the fictional monster Godzilla

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

my sheltered provincial (autistic) upbringing meant i was in my 20s before i heard of Nandos. it sounded outlandish and exotic. i was the peasant they talk about feeding Doritos to

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I love my mom so much

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

eatin gluten

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

Emma D’Arcy: So it/its pronouns may have roots in dehumanization but some trans people find them freeing
Tom Cruise: I just don’t see how it was gay when I only swallowed once
Emma: We’re getting to that

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

[turning up decades late] “these hipsters care more about IPAs (India pale ales) than they do IPAs (individual performance assessments)!!!!” [the building is empty and everyone is dead. the fields are cracked and barren. the end came and went without us]

[a piercing squeal of delight @mikeaudhd]

And on those skinny jeans, these words appear:
“My name is Mike and I’ve always been
Quite slim. I’m sure I’ll still be wearing
These into my 40s!” Round the expanse
Of that colossal butt, and tubby thighs,
The waistline stretches far away

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Modders have added Bryan from the Resident Evil movie to Resident Evil 2 Remake

[seed oil prince 🦇 @seedoilprince]

Video game armor

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

This is so fucking evil

[ben ⚘️ comms open @mudcrypt]

i just made some bullshittttttt #ResidentEvilㅤ

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

your sin: being behind me in line

your punishment: watching the greatest mind that has ever existed try to operate the atm