shmike

[shmike @mikeballss]

leaning on the load bearing beam at the gig… goated move

[shmike @mikeballss]

saying chills bro chills after something you’ve said yourself

[shmike @mikeballss]

pornhub ban the most devastating thing to happen to my married with children 40+ year old workmates

[shmike @mikeballss]

i think the deal with kelli holiday is that he seems like a himbo but without any of the redeeming qualities of a himbo which is why people don’t like him

[shmike @mikeballss]

how it feels walking through the brunswick green beer garden looking for a table while everyone there is on a date

[shmike @mikeballss]

someone from 2021 era melb twitter u haven’t thought about in years will randomly come up on your instagram feed every now and then

[shmike @mikeballss]

ADF ad before avatar screening

[shmike @mikeballss]

white people will go to a scandi country and won’t stop talking about how perfect it is. i know what u are

[shmike @mikeballss]

got my dad an e gift card for christmas and he thought the email was a scam so he deleted it

[shmike @mikeballss]

@inceldiaries yeah west sicily

[shmike @mikeballss]

@inceldiaries he’s sicilian

[shmike @mikeballss]

scrolled facebook for the first time in like a year and got 3 ads made from generative ai and a post from snoop dogg placing himself in gta with ai all within a minute

[shmike @mikeballss]

whitest person you know can perfectly do the bloods gang sign first try

[shmike @mikeballss]

australian band try and not put a star design in your merch challenge

[shmike @mikeballss]

dropping górecki, wagner and holst when the interviewer asks what i’ve been listening to

[shmike @mikeballss]

nigel just fell off his penny farthing the absolute delinquent

[shmike @mikeballss]

fitzgerald road derrimut mentioned

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

How to zipper merge.

[shmike @mikeballss]

the brokest bloke u know could somehow afford an oasis adidas jacket

[shmike @mikeballss]

they should add dming to mygov

[shmike @mikeballss]

@NelGibson_ just a mirage bro

[shmike @mikeballss]

i don’t care for oasis