Michael Baum

Predictable but funny

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

@PearlJam WHY GO

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

@ChickfilA , never had a complaint before but you gotta agree one of these spicy chicken sandwiches is not like the other

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

After you call @verizonfios to confirm your internet speed is 75/75. Cmon man. #ridiculous

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

And now, back to sweatpants

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

When this is all over, everyone on the planet will be amazing at basketball.

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

I bet you $100 you don’t know what day it is. #iwin

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

This mornings fruit to cut up was #cantalope. By Thursday I’ll have hit up most seeded foods

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

Friend: What’s on the agenda today?
Me: Cutting a mango now. Will re-evaluate afterwards.

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

Everyone’s been saying “do something for yourself” in these tough times. I bought myself a box of #fruitypebbles. #winning.

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

Today is National #dontcheckyour401kday. 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

@PearlJam #giventofly

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

Hands down, the best version of Black you will ever hear. @PearlJam #PearlJam

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

This morning I didn't believe it was time to wake up when my alarm went off. I checked 3 other clocks to confirm this. #miserable

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

If @nyknicks don't trade the #3 and whatever players @PelicansNBA want for @AntDavis23 , I'm officially done with the team. I've been done with the team for the past 20 years but this would...

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

i like the @jonasbrothers and i'm not afraid to tweet it

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

Apologies to the week my kids were born, but this has been the best week ever for news. #Jussie #Jordyn #Kraft

[One Line Agency @onelineagency]

A huge thank you to Howard for the mention this morning. You are an inspiration to us all. @sternshow

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

#USOpen2018 looks easy this year

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

George Hill after game 1 ends...

[Michael Baum @mikebaum32]

First that pay raise, now #SecretaryofState....what a year for @EllenPompeo