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@itsmiabunnyowo Stunning

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@itsmiabunnyowo Hi

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https://t.co/jcm7mLSuCK

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@itsmiabunnyowo Hi

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Logan Paul, Jake Paul whatever.

As long as someone with the last name Paul or Musk or Trump gets knocked out tonight.

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First Lady @elonmusk may be the first person to literally buy the outcome of an election.

Every photo of him and tangerine palpatine looks as if he just got orange makeup all over his 🍆

[MIKΞ PΛNIC @mikebeard]

. @realDonaldTrump

We’re ALL laughing AT you.
Not with you. AT you.

You’re a joke. No one likes you.

Yes we’re bullying you, because you’ve spent the last 8 years being the biggest bully on the planet. Now you’re a joke.

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@AOC Too little too late after what he did to the rail union.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Grandfather time. 🇨🇦 @GrandpaKen05]

You Conservatives do realize Justin Trudeau knew the RWNJ would be slamming him for this picture. He trolled you on purpose because he knew your egotistical, homophobic, narcissism would come out. And like puppets,you didn't disappoint. His son was a nice touch. Love this.

[MIKΞ PΛNIC @mikebeard]

They learned this the same place the repuglicans did.

It works really well and sadly our collective outrage at their behaviour just keeps them relevant.

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@bennjordan what I don’t understand about all these B controversies is that this is their MO. Make a controversial post, claim ignorance, and watch while synth dorks like us bring it up in every conversation.

This is viral marketing 101

We keep feeding their outrage machine.

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@wildtiktokss Jaine?

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@Comaduster Something like Dark Souls meets Sound & Fury with that amazing anime style would be epic. Just rewatched S&F the other night.

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#smoke #NYC

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Republicans will think this is a human life.

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@ThatEricAlper . @lancehenriksen

[Matthew Iwanyk @matthewiwanyk]

I'm tweeting this video every single day of the election. No one who thinks this about those with cancer, let alone says it out loud, should be the leader of this province.

[Overkill Gaming @OverkillGame]

Let’s give away an ENTIRE Gaming Setup
https://t.co/qYIGhUkoCP

[Markham Hislop @politicalham]

Radical 'Take Back Alberta' group dominates UCP

@DuaneBratt explains how @takebackalberta has taken over the @Alberta_UCP constituency associations etc by promoting anti-vax, far-right ideas and superior organizing.
#ABleg #ABpoli #cdnpoli
https://t.co/W6NPoFqV4z