Micheal bird

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

someone called boo signed for arsenal today , cause i heard his name being shouted at the end

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

I call the clitoris 'Nemo'. Because it smells of fish and I always have trouble finding it

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

fuck me i've just seen 2 deaf lesbians walkin down the road, with their hands down each other's knickers... i think they were lip reading

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

God save the king

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Congratulations to william n kate on the birth of your baby boy long live the monarchy RULE BRITANNIA

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Find out to moz if I passed my first weeks cscs course tweet me if u think I will pass

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

R.I.p lee rigby lost but never forgotten

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

>:O fuckin job center take the fuckin piss grrrrr >:O

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Can add me on fb [email protected]

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

@friedel_b happy 4th of july to u brad

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Build a bonfire build a bonfire stick the. Gooner at the top! Stick Chelsea in the middle and we will burn the fucking lot =)) X_X

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

@AngieJoliePage can u follow me pls x

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Hi all on here add me on yahoo [email protected]

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Remember to wish your dad a happy Father's Day, as well as thanking him for not wiping you up in a tissue.

[fabrice muamba @fmuamba6]

Happy father's day to all fathers around the world

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Afternoon peep hope u all have a gd one

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

Evenin all

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

@emyoung_ happy bday hope u have a gd one xx

[Micheal bird @mikebird24]

In shops soon