Michael Canjar

i dont know what to say anymore.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

New jam: Bloodstone's Natural High.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Tarantino and Wes Anderson films always have great soundtracks.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

All the birds are loud this morning because they're probably saying wtf is this shit?! #springsnow

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

The true question is who gets the spoons in the divorce.

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Carb loading on a different level.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

I just want to see the robospiders who created the world wide web.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

@sean_cline4 Btw broke the net in today. Fuckin great!

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

I put my creamer in my cup before my coffee because Im convinced it mixes better.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

@sean_cline4 Never change big guy.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

@sean_cline4 Since when did you start drinking coffee? I thought you hated coffee!

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Whiskey woman
Roll up your sleeves
And dance
Pay no mind
To the starting line
You're already blitzed

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

My Little Jabroni

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Chance needs to chill with saying the heineken commercial is racist. They're obviously talking about light beers. It has nothing to do with race.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Kielbasa subasa.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Now with social media and apps like Instagram the old adage a picture is worth a thousand words will surely become a picture is worth a thousand likes.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

I got the scrambled eggs all I need now is the tossed salad.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

@mickeyhart @sean_cline4

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

So, tell me a little bit about your family. What about your father?
Oh, well he's a vietnam vet.
Oh, how long did he serve in the war?
Thats a common misconception he has a veterinarian practice in Vietnam. You know water buffalo and other animals

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

I have no style, I have no taste. I've become a mindless consumer.

[Michael Canjar @mikecanjar]

Nothing beats the sound of spring peepers