Mike Castro

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick does business

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

I love Twitter now because it's just used nowadays for:
1. Talking about how much we want to die
2. Dank memes
3. Complaining about the government
4. Sharing stuff like it's a free therapy session

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@ompongski 2007??? Over the undefeated UE???

2004 as well if you count that

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

Yeah I'm done with this app. The world has gone to shit. I'm tired of living in "interesting" times.

Tell your friends you love them

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Billionaire Elon Musk gave what appeared to be a fascist salute Monday while making a speech at the post-inauguration celebration for President Donald Trump at the Capital One Arena.

“Some elections are important, some are not. But this one, this one really mattered and I just want to say thank you for making it happen,” Musk said before putting his hand on his chest and then raising it in a salute that appeared similar to the “Sieg Heil” used by Nazis at their victory rallies.

“It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured," Musk said.

Trump named Musk and entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the "Department of Government Efficiency," an outside commission aimed at identifying federal programs and spending to cut. After Trump was sworn in, multiple lawsuits were filed against the Trump administration claiming that the move violates federal transparency laws.

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@maoford If we're gonna be pedantic, let's count the NCAA championships which Ateneo and La Salle have won a shitload as well haha. Always have been winning programs

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

No shit, Ateneo and La Salle joined in the 70s and 80s. The other schools had a 4-5 decade head start.

Fun fact, since they joined in 1986, La Salle have been in 22 UAAP Finals (18 in the Final Four era) Statistically, they're more likely to go to the Finals than anything else

[RC and Cess @RCandCess]

With the heated exchanges on the issue of “belonging to the conversation of winning programs”, let the records show that those who make it sound like it’s just two schools ARE NOT even the top two winningest programs in UAAP history

Mahiya naman tayo sa Morayta, Recto, at España

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@maoford Pretty sure DLSU did this to make sure that Ateneo is last lmao

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

I remember when we voted in Duterte. I was gobsmacked. Then the US voted in Trump and thought "well ok we're not the only dumb ones"

When we voted in BBM, I was even more disappointed. Now the US votes in Trump again and I thought "well ok we're STILL not the only dumb ones"

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@maoford Tapos sabi pa na may admission na may spitting incident? Saan? haha.

Just wanna state that 3 separate UAAP committees looked at this issue and couldn't sustain the position. As lawyers, what do you think when 3 bodies already rule that there is insufficient evidence? lol

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@maoford Baka dahil sa verbal exchange which Topex admitted to? (and which Torres didn't mention hehehe)

Parang tumahimik timeline ko ah

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@burnerman40 @HomerSayson Warning could be from the verbal exchange between Topex and Torres, which Topex admitted to. Until the statement comes out, the alleged spitting incident remains such, an allegation.

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

@burnerman40 @HomerSayson The fact that it's still called "alleged" spitting incident makes me think that such spitting incident was not proven.

The UAAP Commissioner is from UP. If they had solid evidence, they absolutely would suspend Topex

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

CD-R King sold the best hairdryer I've ever used lmao

[tetsuya makino @TetsMakino]

CD-R king... was??

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

Popping in here just to say that I am genuinely sad with what's happened to this platform. Prime twitter was something else, all we have now are echoes of what once was (wow poetic si gago)

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

I hope Joel Embiid's dirty flopping ass never makes it out of the 2nd round

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

WHAT IN THE WORLD

LMAO

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

THE CRAZIEST NBA PLAYOFFS SEQUENCE YOU WILL EVER SEE

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

FUCK JOEL EMBIID

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

Some people just get really pissed about being overtaken on the highway noh

[mich 🐛 @mich_jpg]

i refuse to call ministop uncle john's the way i refuse to call twitter X

[Mike Castro @mikecastrooo]

Congratulations Taylor Swift on winning the Super Bowl

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

I WOULD FORSAKE ALL EARTHLY POSSESSIONS IF I WAS OFFERED THE ABILITY TO LIVE AMONGST GORILLAS AND ORANGUTANS IN PERFECT HARMONY