Michael Jacobo

ent writer / former script reader / one time porn director / ok, a few times porn director / for hire: mcjacobo94 at gmail

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Is a bugs life my favorite Pixar movie because it’s my least watched but memorable one from childhood or is it because it’s genuinely a standout from the studio. It’s like JLo’s dress. Do we really like it or are we just sad for the past?

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Not to sound like I used to write for Spin but Midnights has debut album energy

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Did I do this right

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

I’ve had relationships longer than Liz Truss was PM

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Now why the fuck did I just have a dream about nightmare on elm street as I’m starting to fall asleep

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Big news today: I brought a jacket to work

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

You don’t get it I need this

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

@LouisPeitzman La Brea

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

@ZellwegerVevo That’s not the girl that killed her mother right

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

@emilynussbaum Network

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

I’m as surprised as you are

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

😘☺️

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Prove you aren't sad!

Show your recent 2 emojis.

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

When’s the family dick dropping

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Thanks, Harry!

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

It’s so embarrassing and shameful when I run out of likes on tinder

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Last night was the first time I have ever danced to stupid love at a club and it was glorious

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

@BetoORourke ok

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Ok I can’t hide it anymore but Bjork scares the shit out of me

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Me typing into google: why does drinking on a train get me 100x drunker?

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

@ZellwegerVevo That’s a big closet!

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Hey if you have wireless earphones and you’re talking on the phone, you don’t need to hold the phone close to your mouth. You just look like a fucking idiot.

[Michael Jacobo @mikecjacobo]

Hey it doesn’t hurt

[Landon | The Flippin' Millennial @LandonClost]

My uncle passed away from cancer when I was 16 years old.

I’ve since spent 100’s of hours researching how to avoid and fight cancer naturally.

Here’s what I found: