Mike Cuntala

Pro Rights, Traveller and author of several amateur guitar-fumblings. I also save wood scraps and turn them into furnishings which I try to sell....dj?

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

#DoubleJeopardy is such a good movie #amc! @AshleyJudd is amazing

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@Millie__Weaver They’re just being sassy

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Take Louis CK out of the equation. If a full performance of Hamilton was pirated and uploaded to the internet, how would it be legal for all of these shitbag gossip websites to provide that illegally obtained content on their sites?

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@JuddApatow These are jokes. But I guess it’s easier to criticize an artist that try and fix real problems like Flint’s water crisis, the tragic handling of people at our southern border....but no, definitive 2 minutes of louis ck’s set, that’s really the big issue.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@natasharothwell EXACTLY

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I should probably say that if I've ever written a joke on Twitter or performed one on stage that offended someone, that person should eat my dads ass. He's 71. Get your life together and focus on what matters. It's not jokes. Happy New Year!#HappyNewYear2019

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@WendyMolyneux ....he asked for consent. And when he was rejected he didn’t pursue it further.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@shawn_vdo If we can’t laugh at tragedy, what can we laugh at?

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@btbshowtime @FloydMayweather That guy took a greg louganis level dive!

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@robbysoave They prefer “evolved.” Haha

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@dumpstercryptid Okay but that’s how some people identify and you need to resect that.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@Burritonista @arythusa @jackallisonLOL In today’s culture of celebrating victims, a white guy in his 50s is pretty much on the bottom. So technically everything is punching up. To assume a white man has any power is sexist and racist.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@jackallisonLOL I mean. He’s not wrong. And clearly everyone identifies with it because everyone’s laughing. Good for him!

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@jonaweinhofen Broccoli’s a side dish. Always has been, always will be.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@Thaddfad @fleccas I’m sure someone somewhere has quit. But I doubt whatever gross juice people are “vaping” into their lungs is healthy.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@drewmckevitt Ground zero for the illegal deer sausage mafia

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@drewmckevitt Every time I see someone wearing a camo hoodie in a non-hunting environment I just assume they’re an illegal deer sausage/raccoon carcass dealer.

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@AlexTheMauler Great match alex! You’re a warrior

[Mike Cuntala @mikecuntala]

@btsportufc Maybe....could there be turinabol in Monster energy drink?!