Michael

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@AllarKIKE @parkermayfield0 @ClipzHef Its best to let people THINK you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove them right

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@kirawontmiss This is the oldest trick in the book. Close your right eye, lean your head a bit to the left like you're asleep but keep your left eye open and on the road.

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@KILLSHOTGGS @FearedBuck this was in 2009 lmao

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@Dyler_Turden555 @kirawontmiss Sounds like you should've been in a burger flipping class

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@MottoMazi @iSoloCrypto @SoloLevelAnime Old animes in a nutshell
"lEtS fIgHt"
*3 episodes of dialogue*
*1 punch finally gets thrown*
*3 more episodes of dialogue*
Man I don't have time for all that anymore, beat the shit out of each other already.

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@NoTaxOver60Hrs @DavidCr71025899 @Espresso_Cath @GunloverClub1 wild to call someone "dick face" and then be completely wrong with the follow up statement lol

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@justlola82 @DerekI1776 @PicturesFoIder That swamp tour guy landed Lana Del Rey maybe this dude has a shot 😂

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@SmokMethNotMeat @4thPointofCntct @FAFO_TV Jesus you're so stupid you can't even tell you got owned lmao

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@RNiiva @ButToste @Recommendmix Okay.

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@ButToste @Recommendmix Ask Grok get wrong answer. Ask actual people get joke answer. Lose-Lose situation.

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@travismacmillan @JimScalpert @stormrobinson @gunsnrosesgirl3 The point is that it's staged you half baked potato

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@NoContextHumans

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@lauramelonsss @PicturesFoIder

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@TheFigen_ bros got a minecraft beacon in his house

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@DJLagway1Fan @Stucasso @TrenttheOg @obj 😭😭😭

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@wildtiktokss @yogscast so long partner

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@makarialol oh its easy you just have to

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@_lunahh @PersonaPolitics It is not the "governments job" to babysit you and hold your hand all the way through life. And if that's how you want to try to live then you don't get to complain about freedoms that you're giving up willingly lol

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@stevecoshell @MADadTrips @Culture_Crit @elonmusk Ehhh it's KINDA about size and wealth of the country, this is real life not a Muppet Holiday Special

[Michael @MikeDamonIII]

@macaiyla @Slayre_