Michael Petersen

Hakuna Matata 🇺🇸 BoomerSooner 💗Strength & Honor ⭐️ Dallas Stars

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

I love my Wife, America, freedom, sports, food, and the Lord of the Rings series in roughly that order. Bless up fam 🇺🇸

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@miahblink @Rich_Hook @V1ces8 @taigastyle tbh that’s maybe the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me - i’m just here to defend my guy i’ll be honest im not even sure the context he’s just my ride or die. i’ll still accept the compliment on my lacking of canoe!

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Logstar08 @TxDOT

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@miahblink @Rich_Hook @V1ces8 @taigastyle you’re talking to my man all wrong it’s the wrong tone - we are family watch that language around my guy.

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Rich_Hook @miahblink @V1ces8 @taigastyle lmk if i need to step in here fam

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@ProducerDrew_

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@WMitchell618

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Jason Robertson, signed 1x$12M by DAL, is an elite scoring winger who uses his size and hockey I.Q. to contribute at both ends of the ice. A slow skater who supports the play in transition rather than driving it, with expert positioning and buildup passing. Excellent shot.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it genuinely feels to finally sit on your own toilet again after a long vacation

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@Kalshi they give zero fucks about hiding the familial corruption at this stage

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@BarstoolYak this reminds me of the episode of the office where michael scott shuts his foot in a george foreman grill he placed at the foot of his bed to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon in the morning - he wraps his foot in bubble wrap - i’ve seen this bit and michael scott did it

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@WMitchell618

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@JackPosobiec why have you after grandstanding like a fuckin idiot on social media about the “Epstein Files” not followed up on your promise of “more to come” you are a bought and paid for shill and it’s sad to see.

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@GovMikeHuckabee @LindseyGrahamSC you are a fuckin lunatic my guy

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@NHL_Muse Sergei Zubov

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Dallas Stars History @dalstarshistory]

On this day 13 years ago (7/4/2013), the Dallas Stars acquired forwards Tyler Seguin and Rich Peverley from the Boston Bruins for forwards Loui Eriksson, Matt Fraser and Reilly Smith, and defenseman Joe Morrow.

#TexasHockey

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@SleeperCowboys Julius Jones

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@StarcasticR Iginla + picks seems likely

[Michael Petersen @MikeDPete]

@ibamboozIe harley & robertson to detroit for larkin & seider