mike duderbody

get naked. then put something nice on.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

🤨 are you an illegal alien?
there's an app for that! 😌

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

"837164 is your security code for online login. Do not share this code with anyone, even if they claim to be from Schwab"

the only threat and security compromise i've Ever had to anything was from the company the account was with.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

zelle is like a video game, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -write that down 😌

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

Citi ID Code: 809157 Only enter online to complete your Zelle payment. Please DON'T share it. We'll NEVER call or text for this code.

if you can get zelle to transfer the money, it's yours. we had to cancel the transaction and send it a through a money transfer service.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

Your requested code for the Boost account is 163650. Don't share. It can be used to access your account. Call us at 833-502-6678 if you didn't request.

i thought that a Password was created to securely get into an account?

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

"Your Uber code is 2197. Never share this code."

-yeah, like someone is going to hack into the app to make four dollars an hour.

..then again, there's always that lowest common denominator whose time is worthless, and has no guidelines or standards to make anything at any rate.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

a recent event made me realize that life isn't complicated it's naturally designed so you can easily survive on even dumb luck. it's people who make it complicated.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

every time i switch to a faster moving lane on the freeway, it slows down after i merge and the previous lane speeds up. it turns out i'm the problem.

#AtTeaTimeEverybodyAgrees #TurningOut

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

they gave all those misfit toys to the poor kids.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

'go' is a crismas movie. fight me.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

when i visit home in westwood for the first time in 15 years 😌

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

iain'tneverhadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoudoneshowedmeandthespecialwayifeelwhenyouholdmewegonealwaysbetogetherbabythat'swhatyoutoldmeandibelieveit

'cause i ain't never had nobody do me like you 🥰

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

watching 'face punch' tonight 😊

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

lady and the tramp gives the false impression that two people can overcome class differences just because they both like pasta.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

i smacked my robot vacuum for the first time ever. i'm becoming a monster.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

i've been thinking about getting an edgar haircut, but i don't want to have to move back in with my mawm.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

i wonder if trevor wallace is circumsized? 🤔

#trevorwallace

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

i haven't had Any problems getting on twitter, because i've only gotten on it less than once a week, and never viewed more than the three useless posts they felt i was interested in, ever since it was founded.

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

@DavidArchie @LosAngelesBlade ✌️✌️✌️😑

[mike duderbody @mikeduderbody]

bud light promotes images of healthy, financially stable, responsible-drinking, good-looking people. patently, the public is able to ignore what doesn't apply to them, and yet these boycotters can't ignore one more thing?