Mike Duman

I *AM* a funny motherfucker!!

We are all at the mercy of the hostility of the service industry.

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@SethDillon @Not_the_Bee What. You mean, factually??

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Final batch complete. The 2nd set of trays were 8 mins, spin/rotate, 8 mins, spin/rotate, 3.5 mins.

@altonbrown #Chewy2.0 #SaturdayNightBaking

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

First batch is out! Letting cool on the pan to set. These were in the fridge almost 20 hours. They needed +7 minutes to the total cook time.

@altonbrown #Chewy2.0

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

First batch is out! Letting cool on the pan to set. These were in the fridge almost 20 hours. They needed +7 minutes to the total cook time.

@altonbrown #Chewy2.0

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Got me some @altonbrown Chewy 2.0 cookies about to go in the oven!!

More pics to come soon!

#SaturdayNightBaking

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Got me some @altonbrown Chewy 2.0 cookies about to go in the oven!!

More pics to come soon!

#SaturdayNightBaking

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@DoeJumars These are the same idiots mad he's not participating in the rainbow events planned for the future too. Nobody fucking cares if they're mad.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

"EXCUSE ME STEWARDESS, I SPEAK JIVE."

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, @CAgovernor is a fucking joke

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@GovTimWalz You got some ginormous balls of steel to criticize any excessive government spending...
#BadRedirect

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@HacksawWookie @SouthwestAir I hope they put you on the no fly list for being a d!ckb@g

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Damn 15 years!!

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Hey @DrewLaneShow are you going to Magnum PI day at the @tigers game tomorrow? Wife and I are hoping for a selfie!

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Hey @tigers when is the Official Detroit Tigers Magnum PI day this year?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

There will be NO mask mandate in Texas. Period.

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@DefiantLs "The Grooming Continues into future generations"

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

How do metal detectors make a place unsafe?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Madison, Wisconsin Chief of Police Shon F. Barnes on the Abundant Life Christian School shooting: “Schools shouldn’t have metal detectors. It’s a school, it’s a safe place.”

🤔🥴

https://t.co/j4LSyOgqBK

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Hey @AmericanAir what's up with AA1779?? Boarded for a long time now, sitting here waiting...

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@DrewLaneShow This question will go down in infamy...

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Hey @Alienware @AlienwareTech I bought a replacement power supply for my X14 laptop. I think it's defective. Nobody can give be a straight answer on how to get this replaced - CAN YOU HELP!?!?!

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

Hey @Porsche , not making your Porsche Roads mobile app compatible with Android Auto is a major oversight, and honestly a safety issue. When can we expect proper support?

[Mike Duman @mikeduman]

@Lukewearechange disinformation and propaganda. Desperate acts of desperate people.