BREAKING: “Big” Dom Disandro has enclosed his jaws around fired offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo. Disandro will spend the next week slowly eating and digesting Patullo like a boa constrictor
Phillies’ reactions to Jacob Misiorowski All-Star selection, via @jaysonst:
Turner: “What a joke. That’s f— terrible. I mean, that’s terrible, dude.”
Realmuto: “Nothing against the Misiorowski kid. But those two (Sánchez and Suárez) are deserving.”
Castellanos: “It’s turning into the Savannah Bananas.”