Michael Phillips

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@Jose_Gizzi I used to think so too but she just continues to impress

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

T. Swift just keeps getting hotter #CMA

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

“@MensHumor: gotta pee?http://t.co/8jghQOJqLb”
@Kennelly89 @MattDowen @JoeDrexler @Jose_Gizzi #whatkindaanimalareya

[Chris Broussard @Chris_Broussard]

W or L this series, Pacers proving traditional big men & inside-out bball still superior, so can we start developing real bigs again please?

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

Live to die another day

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

BIG win #NYR

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Our tribute to the last week. Boston Marathon Bombing Tribute Video http://t.co/yWXDfCioei

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Blue Jay bros just jerking each other off on national TV....Stay classy @logancouture http://t.co/FXdnFbv0qp

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

Is there a worse way to give up a perfect game? Right through his legs

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@ScottyAPrice @jayphill25 nothing worse than a frustrated customer. Google that shit

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@ScottyAPrice btw check out @CCUCrushes1 blowin up right now

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@ScottyAPrice saw you on news Chanel 12 you goon. "They better make the lanes bigger ill tell ya that"

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30% Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@Kennelly89 @johnboyy69 @joedrexler @mattdowen BBQ pizza all day

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

College seniors, enjoy those Thursday night benders while you still can!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"I never got that text." = Fucking lie, every time.

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

@johnboyy69 I bet you wish you were this guy right about now http://t.co/N6ThEtNVsW”

[Michael Phillips @MikeFillups]

If your going to eat McDonalds at work take that shit to the break room fatty

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Looking at graffiti on a bridge: Some people: That’s vandalism Most people: That’s some dope art Me: How the hell did they get up there.