Mike Fogleman

Tweeting things we can all agree on. mostly during award shows.

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@WhiskeyRiff https://t.co/6dhRWNK1cd

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@elonmusk Hell yeah. Bring back that Oregon Trail shit.

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Did we ever figure out why people were sharing Wordle scores?

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Chillin’

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If I see someone in public wearing pajama pants, t-shirt, and a mask, it’s safe to assume they have Covid. #cdcsays

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At what age did you realize sourdough was special?

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Lo mein implies the existence of high mein

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When I walk the dog with my wife, and I pickup after the dog, I always say,”this will be great for your collection” after I bag it up and hand it to my wife.

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@WholeLottaTrain That was the joke. It’s actually a bit of a compliment in that I’m referencing that Train has reinvented themselves and re-entered Top 40 radio so many times.

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Who has more one-hit-wonders? @DiRealShaggy or @train?

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A lot of people started playing around on @RobinhoodApp because of the hype. In other news, a lot of people are about to learn some hard lessons. Not you though, you should be fine.

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But then, 5 years later, you do it all over again.

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Like, we hear the song and everyone listens to it on the radio for several months, but none of us expect a follow-up.

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I know it’s not technically a one-hit-wonder, but you know what I mean.

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Have we decided on a new pillow guy?

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Is it just me or does the Super Bowl halftime show seem like the end of your career these days?

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Parenting tip: When your kid asks you to do something you don’t want to do, respond with, ”You know that your (insert other parent here) is really good at that. You should see if they will do that.”

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Atlanta, have you been outside tonight? Amazing fire pit weather.

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A smart move for movie production houses right now would be to carve out a release date different than your competition. Let them have Christmas Day. You can take 12/27. Or even 12/31. Stop focusing on traditional release dates. Your customers don’t.

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Should I watch Wonder Woman 1-83 before I watch WW84?