Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸

-Failed Comedian
-Bisexual Extremist
-Received 1000 votes 4 US Congress 2020
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*he/him

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Winter trip! Buffalo, Rochester, Pittsburgh, New York City (and more tba soon).

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I think the internet has a responsibility to give this guy shit as he proceeds to craft the image of a cool subversive new personality while deflecting criticism like this. Like sure man keep the money but don't try to act like you're cool for doing so

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

The amount of people out in LA in Knicks gear is wild. If the Lakers were in the finals you would never see a bunch of people in NY wearing LA gear everywhere cheering for the Lakers lol

[maakurika 🦐 LIGHTMOTIF @maakurika]

I AM BARKING WOOFING SÖARPING WOOOWWOOOFFFF WAU BARK SMASH ME PLEASE I NEED YOUR TAIL

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Very fascinating the Indiana Fever are one of, if not the, only, women's sports teams that gets flooded with "haha" reacts on their pride post? I wonder why that is ?? Very interesting. 🤔🤔🤔

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Rotta the Hutt? More like Rotta the HOTT! Amiright ladies??

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

@feraljokes "I sucked up to pedophile Jeff Ross and all I got was blasted by Michael Che"

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

For me, dating and submitting to comedy festivals are similar experiences. In both cases, I'm most likely going to get rejected, and sometimes, I might even have to see a list of my peers that they like better than me. "Wait...you let that guy get in?!"

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Comics being 86'd from the open mic for using racial slurs - "THIS IS A THREAT ON MY LIFE!!!!"

[dima 🍉 @dimaismadduh]

More people need to see sabretooth repelling from the rafters. 14 years in the making. I love this stupid team.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Happy 4/20 to all the Mary Janes. 💚💚💚 🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Bold choice of Wrestlemania to bring out a bunch of children moments after showing accused pedophile Jeff Ross in the crowd.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

@feraljokes this story has layers.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

One extremely negative impact of these high gas prices that no one is talking about is how much harder it is to stop on an even dollar amount. I swear I used to be good at this.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Right now the sparks have
1- Atkins
2- plum
3 - rae if she resigns
4 - brink
5 - hamby

With wheeler coming off the bench at 1/2/3 and Nneka coming off bench at 3/4/5. Roughly.

I'm not mad about this roster. But it hinges on them resigning rae Burrell.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

LA Sparks trading Rickea Jackson has me distraught. I will not be able to sleep again until the Sparks re-sign Rae Burrell to be starting in Rickea's spot and I can feel good about this upcoming season.

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

I wish we could go back to the days when a president would just commit genocide without so blatantly announcing they were doing so. We could all be at brunch right now!!!

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

Excited to announce... I'm moving to Austin, Texas to pursue my dream of performing 60 seconds of slurs at the Comedy Mothership!

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

.@fatstevebuscemi is extremely good at stand up you should go watch her I got to see her twice tonight and she did all different material extreme pro style

[Gamms Mikely Scam Likely 🕸🕷🤡🕸 @mikegamms]

We are calling this character, The Scholarly Fuckboy.

Tinder bio reads: "Mr. Steal Your Book. Will get between your sheets, then get between your pages. Well read, and well hung."