Mike Gardner

✞ | UTAMPA ‘26 | Open Act Co-Ranker @tommy_phaneuf

[Nasty Adley @Devers_4_prez]

The Boston Red Sox the last 20 games:

[Andrew Middleton @AMiddles16]

Next chapter! @TerpsBaseball

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

@isaiahthomas Sea Turtles are playing at the Starland Sportsplex in Hanover, we’d love to have you! The game is at 9:40.

[Andrew Middleton @AMiddles16]

Video and stats from my start Friday 6/12 against the Keene Swampbats in the NECBL. My next start will be this Friday 6/19

4IP 7K 2BB 0H

617-352-3415

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[Andrew Middleton @AMiddles16]

Entering the transfer portal from West Virginia University with 2 years of eligibility remaining. 2025 stats 11.2 IP 29K 1H before undergoing internal brace surgery. Healthy and ready to compete
FB 90-93
CH 80-83
SL 79-82
CB 75-78

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

WERE GOING BACK TO THE SUPERBOW!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS IN SAN FRAN! #nepats

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

@tommy_phaneuf this one feels like cheating but Koe Wetzel rips as an opener. I’d have to say Avett Bros on top just because they’re a true opener, but Kwetzel shreds. 70 bucks for him and hardy feels like stealing. fuck yes #drakemaye

[Andrew Middleton @AMiddles16]

Next stop, Almost heaven! #HailWV

[WVSports.com @WVSportsDotCom]

BREAKING: #WVU has added LHP Andrew Middleton. Middleton had 29 strikeouts in 11.2 innings as his season was cut short due to injury. He allowed no runs in his four outings, while also allowing only one hit. #HailWV

Details 👉 https://t.co/CqpP8ZAl7k

[Andrew Middleton @AMiddles16]

Entering the transfer portal with 3 years of eligibility left. LHP who led the NCAA in K/9 and was second in strikeout percentage for 4 weeks before undergoing internal brace surgery. On rehab path to be back for the 2026 season.
Cell 617-352-3415

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

not sure if this is a nation wide problem but the tampa chipper economy is in shambles. prices too high, portions too low.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

roommate told me he left water out for the stray cat in the neighborhood. can’t tell if he’s joking or has an IQ of 37.

[billy delello @BillyDelello]

Bans a make her dance
Bans a make her dance
Bans a make her dance

[UMass Baseball @UMassBaseball]

Have a day, Middy‼️👀

@AMiddles16 posts a new career-high 1️⃣1️⃣ K's vs. Bethune-Cookman!

#Flagship🚩

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

@CIA i have every dollar i have on the chiefs. still wearing green to blend in. send me an application asap ferg

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

after directing traffic for 2 hours i think i might quit my job and become the greatest third base coach baseball has ever seen.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

never in my life have i met an uber driver who had so much ball knowledge than my man aaron. absolutely love to see it

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

batman 2 better be goated. 2027 is ridiculous. if it sucks like napoleon i’ll be devastated. hopefully the odyssey rules. hated the book in high school, but nolan knows his way around a movie so i have high hopes. troy was good too, and that’s like a prequel (book wise i think).

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

@MaxAGardner this guy is the worst

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner36]

my brothers new favorite word is heinous. ask him to describe anything and he’ll say “that’s heinous” or “it’s heinous.” absolutely losing my mind i vote we ban this word for the rest of time. merry christmas