Mike Gross

Follow me for random thoughts, insights, and observations. Co-Host of a podcast that no one listens to.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

When texting, it’s amazing how much you can really throw someone off and capture their attention just by switching a love emoji to a simple like.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

The amount of money that humans spend on paper towels, toilet paper, and napkins is simply mind blowing.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

How much would you need to get paid to listen to an entire podcast interview with Maggie Gyllenhal? Does anything sound more awful?

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@WhiskeyCongress @Steelersdepot Lifelong Steelers fan over here buddy. My opinion on what I said stands firm, considering what was reported regarding what he said. You, of course, have the right to yours as well. Most of what I said was a joke as well. I appreciate the dialogue and have a great evening.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@WhiskeyCongress @Steelersdepot Well, congrats to you there on becoming sober! However, I only called you a clown because you called me a dick first..

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@WhiskeyCongress @Steelersdepot Lay off the whiskey 🤡

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

Are there gusts of wind in the studio with Jake Tapper of CNN? Why is he always cocking his head to the side so much?

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@Blitz_Burgh Cam just truly sounds so soft.. what happened to him

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@Libs_OfChicago @ChicagosMayor @RaymondALopez Those might just be his photographers?

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

One of my favorite things about 2025 so far is that there seems to be less cringe people on LinkedIn and in the workplace saying “you got this”

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

No one that you speak to today wants to hear your bickering or complaining about how you got less sleep because of Day Light Savings Time.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@MarkMaddenX Maybe they want access to top notch chipped ham and pierogis?

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@NFLFrascella For some reason, Steelers fans and people in general will just not accept that Russ has a close relationship with Steelers co-owner Mr. Tull and that it has to play a big part in this.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

Truly can’t stand people who obsess over whether they’re an introvert or extrovert. No one cares.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Damn, even the pyramids are turnin’ up for this

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

@clownworld Inglewood is full of clowns

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

Posting or sharing a photo while you’re standing on the beach looking out at the water just isn’t as cool as people think

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

You gotta give Kim Kardashian a lot of credit for going on interviews/shows/podcasts and acting as if she’s extremely relatable to all of these other girls out there just living normal lives.

[Mike Gross @mikegr22]

Its astonishing how much time people spend picking their noses and then the second they see someone else doing it, they have the audacity to criticize/make fun of them.