Michael Hell Farmer🌱🍷😀

Just a guy trying to help make the world a better place and drink good wine. Vegan, LGBTQ+ ally. Don't muss with my friends.
@mike-farmer.bsky.social

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@TomCottonAR This is one of the most epic oblivious self-owns in the history of self-owns.
Bravo, sir.

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@atrupar WTaF?

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@3YearLetterman This is all parody, right? Hard to tell with today's education system, so I felt the need to ask.

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@DoctorWho1975 @3YearLetterman Jesus is also my aeroplane.

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@TrumpWarRoom @ABC @mattgutmanABC You are defending an outspoken racist. I will never understand why you'll never see the bad optics of this.
Also, you all are the kings of cancel culture.
Also, free speech is dead in the US. You killed it.

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@ThePepe7474 @TrevorSheatz Abortion to save the live of the mother is mandated in the Old Testament (or so I've been told by a biblical scholar).

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@ShouldHaveCat Charcuterie

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@vinquezada1 Triumph
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Rush
Zebra

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@notcapnamerica Yes. They're so worried about the 2nd Amendment that they haven't bothered reading the first.

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@atrupar She said that with a straight face.

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@Nick_Offerman I regret that I have but one ❤️ to give to this response. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

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@Angry_Staffer * A Ethiopian restaurant - as there are so many in the area.

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@Angry_Staffer Trying to figure out if we're going to walk or taking a Lyft to the Ethiopian restaurant on U St.

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@SundaeDivine This image is posted at The Wonderland Ballroom (Washington DC) Sun Dress Festival each year with the Iggy quote "I'm not ashamed to dress 'like a woman' because I don't think it's shameful to be a woman."
At the festival every man, woman, child, and dog wears a sun dress.

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@morgfair Same!

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@ClaudetteGGibs1 Bummerlooneytunes!

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@theliamnissan In Washington DC the law is that if it's a single occupancy bathroom it must be gender neutral. Here's hoping I don't see her 'round town.

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@ThatEricAlper

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@notcapnamerica Damn, that was bad. Pleasantly shocked when she resurfaced and looked more pissed than injured.

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@LindseyGrahamSC This is the funniest and most pathetic thing I'm gonna read all day. I'm sure of it.