Mike

I’m barely here... @paleviewtx

[Mike @mikehichael]

“Michael looks like a dad whose kids died” has got to be top 5 favorite things I’ve heard about myself.

[Mike @mikehichael]

Rich coming from the wimp that fled the state while Texans froze to death because our grid couldn’t handle snow.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In a first-world country, you could turn on the A/C….

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

god i've seen what you've done for others, please rid of andy muschetti and give me sam raimi.

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[eat pizza, abolish ice @wolfygangg]

when i saw this @pants print i knew i had to have it, and i knew EXACTLY what i needed to do with it

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Pierce The Veil released King For A Day ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) on this day 14 years ago.

https://t.co/aMgVDBs3pz

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

We're not a big fan of the government.

[Mike @mikehichael]

@reillyjude I love Twitter because you can tweet synths in emo music is cool and get hit with an unnecessary “um actually 🤓” rant.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Acyn @Acyn]

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender.

AOC: It’s not a secret the disdain Ted Cruz has for people who work working-class jobs. It’s not a secret what he thinks of the waitresses, the line cooks—he thinks we’re less than him. He thinks that because he has a Harvard degree and has never scrubbed a table that it makes him better than someone who has actually had to work for a living.

I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

[musclehamster22 @crabpeople4life]

@chelsaya

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN