Mike “Dihbihgah” Hockener

Commercial real estate. Tigahs and Peter millar. 8 inches and thick + respectful. Two-time finder of the clit. Southern university ‘98 | ΩΨΦ

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Nice white shirt, whore #calciumcannons

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@KeonEllisBurner Please no nigga

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Not trying to beat a dead horse here, but this fag just keeps fagging! #bigfreak

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This guy deserves an Oscar

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@DuragRebel Does a duck with a stiffie drag weeds?

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This shit has to be green right? #shehasaboyfriend

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@JJWetherholtJR G-Spot gets it

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@Geauxtater Thinking outside the box here, Chef

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@tballs2424 Red fuckin handed 😭🥀

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Shoutout Naviance for the drinks this weekend

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As a sub-100 follower burner, this feels better than my first blowjob

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@jordanpoolers

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Two words: Old Fashioned. #dadspaying

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This week’s big 4, y’all fancy?

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@KeonEllisBurner @Brraydo

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@TrumanV877 Step 1 is believing it can happen

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At least once a day, I think about the fact that Lane Kiffin got pissed at Mary Kate Cornett over a video I leaked of their texts #romanempire #patrackaffee

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@jagerjohnson123 Whole last waltz album is just a fucking gold mine

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@bumperstilskon His snap stories are free engagement, Kevin Gates could never

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I cannot tell if this is an insanely elaborate bit, or if this nigga genuinely believes the things he posts about himself on social media. Either way #nuke this flaming fag