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@DJ_Stotty @leonspight @RupertLowe10 That'll do it!

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@DJ_Stotty @leonspight @RupertLowe10 You know that smoke travels? Unless it was a separate building, you're gonna see it and smell it.

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@MMGOLFSTUDIOS If I took that long to hit a ball I'd absolutely fat the shit out of it. What's Cantlay thinking about in all that time?!

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@LIVGolfBuff Koepka must have known something was wrong to break his contract, whereas Reed knew it was a joke of a "league" anyway. Best of luck to the rest of them.

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@DJ_Stotty @leonspight @RupertLowe10 Can't say I miss passive smoking and the smell of it in my hair and on my clothes whatsoever.

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@A1an_M @andyburnham Are you fucking serious? That's a FIFTH less of a tax burden, a very good thing, and hopefully indefinite.

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@flushingitgolf Been backing the wrong horse, eh Flush.

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@jp6125 @NUCLRGOLF @_benparsons Nah, there's a cricket game on that day.

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@NUCLRGOLF @_benparsons

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@livgolf_league @JCBmachines

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@TouchlineX All sportsman have hot wives and girlfriends simply because of their glowing personalities, end of.

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@Lord_Sugar @ITVX @ITV Break the bank, Siralan.

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@DanOnGolfShow @Daniel_Rapaport @TheOpen @benbosk Thank you, Dan.

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@mrmckee Denial. Denial everywhere.

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@andyburnham Is the UK a bus company now?

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@RapidResponse47 Nice peace deal, bro.

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Jon Rahm, everybody...

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John Rahm reportedly turned down upwards of nearly 400 million dollars to join LIV before the merger. He was asked if he thinks the players who stayed should still be rewarded for staying on the PGA Tour and he still says no.

Jon is the voice of reason golf needs

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@Iam_konye @CultureCrave They had to fumble at some point.

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@actuallyimthe

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@princesafacha Elon's Twitter, everybody.