Mike

UHM Alumni C/o 2015. Aspiring Strength and conditioning coach. But I mix. Hooping is life. 🏀🏈⚾️🤾🏿‍♂️🎧

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@Jacobtheclipper Bro he’s working on core stability and balance. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ do you know how hard that is to do?

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@itsme__azairah What’s weird is that her best friend knew that her pornstar friend, had the hots for her grown son. Not illegal, but definitely weird.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@mikestrypes @Jabz_CFC I knew a married couple once where the wife wanted kids and the husband was adamant about not wanting kids. The only problem was she brought this up after they got married. You’ve gotta have certain conversations before you make any major life decisions, like getting married.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@CoachYashinsky @CoachOzee Most kids turn 17 during the start of the fall semester. And they turn 18 after they graduate high school if you’re late born.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@Tanya75894521 @SuaKCravens When I started college I was 17. I didn’t turn 18 until November. This is gonna be so weird though, parents keeping their kids back, will impact their social cue skills.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@SuaKCravens I’d have to look this up, but I’m assuming those who have grey shirted or have red shirted won’t be ruled ineligible?

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@NFL_DovKleiman Discipline is one thing. Embarrassment is another. Bruh didn’t have to film this and post it. Loser mentality.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@B3nClipsHQ He’s so full of shit. Bro you jump on that team because you couldn’t beat them. They were successful before you got there and won a chip after you left. KD is delusional. Just say that you wanted to win a chip and you couldn’t do it in OKC. Man.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@101Tino0 Who is HG?

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@Olami_deeEbony There’s a girl who dresses exactly like this. Face full of make up, no matter what time of day it is. Only difference is that she wears leggings most of the time. Let’s just say that she’s fishing for attention.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@wrestlescripts I remember when they kept pushing her and Cena to get married on their reality tv show. And he kept saying “we’ll have to draft up a prenup.” She refused, just for her to turn around and get used how she was trying to use the previous person. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

Su’a is right. I’ve seen it first hand, at a mid major. A lot of guys ain’t make it.

[Su’a Kristopher Cravens @SuaKCravens]

I’ll let you kids in on a little secret when it comes to Div 1 football, especially during spring training. THAT’S THE HARDEST PART OF THE SEASON. Spring Ball is meant to weed out the mentally & physically soft. 5:30 am two hour workouts, followed by an entire day of class, tutors, and then practice at 3pm, followed by film sesh, study hall, and mandatory team dinner before you get home at 10 pm with the same homework and projects due as the frat boy who isn’t playing a sport. Also because you’re on athletic scholarship, some schools require a mandatory minimum GPA or you’re automatically cut from the team … And you’re expected to keep this schedule up 5-6 days a week for 3-4 months until summer & fall camp begins. If you’re mentally not committed you will not last 😂

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@SuaKCravens Factual. I was at mid major, I never played sports. But I would see the football team practice and we had some dawgs, but a lot of guys ain’t make it. Waking up at 4-4:30 AM for 5 AM conditioning drills ain’t for the weak.

[TYN❥ @talizo07]

My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month.

He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles.

He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot.

After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition.

Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck.

Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour.

I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours.

My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me.

He didn't have a raincoat.

He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water.

It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in.

When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering.

I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars.

He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away.

He said,

"Sir, you don't pay family.

Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight."

I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small.

I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails,

completely missing the size of his heart.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@SirRobertBuford Bro you’re a weirdo. He obviously helped his team. You don’t think that he gave the coaching staff in the inside track on how to beat the Spurs? Man. 🤣😂

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@NFL_DovKleiman Bro. 5,500 K in a week. Bro is clearing 20+ K in a month. He’s financial advisor is absolute shit if he can’t talk his client into being more financially responsible with his money.

[Mike @mikejeezy06]

@BoomedOnByBuzi @rogervilleasa He definitely cheated on her, all that scattered ass walking around Miami.